A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[The Cats Ass]

Did we bet again this year? That seems unwise of me.

 

We went double or nothing.

 

And ya, I also thought it was unwise. But wasn't going to question your reasoning. I guess there was always that chance I trade my team away last offseason.

[BTS]

We went double or nothing.

 

And ya, I also thought it was unwise. But wasn't going to question your reasoning. I guess there was always that chance I trade my team away last offseason.

 

Oh right. I think laziness won out and I just didn't feel like sending you the payment.

[TheHurl]

Pitching wins championships, Kevin.

 

my pitching died ... literally

[TheHurl]

I really hated Bret Sayre but between Boxy hating him and him trolling BTS, he is moving way up in my book.

 

[P2F]

Holy s***. This is a guy who literally gets paid actual money for his baseball "insight", and he's just used a teeny, tiny 70 IP sample to validate to some internet rando his ill-advised omission of Ja Rule Cotton (he probably forgot him initially, let's be honest) in a dynasty league ranking. There are no words.

[Laika]

Hahahaha. Bret Sayre does not want to open this can of worms.

[Boxcar]

I really hated Bret Sayre but between Boxy hating him and him trolling BTS, he is moving way up in my book.

 

 

How about outfielder Chris Davis?

 

oh my LMFAO that's literally BTS being put on blast

 

by

 

BRET

 

f***ING

 

SAYRE

 

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If you don't respond to this, you're a beta bitch, Queen B. Don't worry though, the hive is with you to fight our perpetual arch nemesis.

[Laika]

Someone please reply with a screen cap of 27 - Jonathan Villar

 

Or just as good, 48 - Byron Buxton

51 - Dansby Swanson

 

So smart

[Boxcar]

Someone please reply with a screen cap of 27 - Jonathan Villar

 

Or just as good, 48 - Byron Buxton

 

alright, I was going to go to sleep but this is far more important. Anyone got a link to his list?

 

E: https://thedynastyguru.com/2017/03/02/top-500-dynasty-league-players-march-2017/

 

get cracking bros. We can not suffer this insult.

[Dr. Dinger]

Lmao that Villar ranking is preposterous. Were Dee Gordon and Billy Hamilton Top 50?

[Dr. Dinger]

Pretty hilarious burn on BTS tho. Cotton does kinda sux.

[Boxcar]

check this doozy ass motherf***er out

 

http://i.imgur.com/zvGZLPf.png

 

E: sorry about the last one im dumm

[TheHurl]

Hahahaha. Bret Sayre does not want to open this can of worms.

 

I have him lined up for a Board Q&A (actually true it has been discussed) but I'm contractually obliged to not ban Boxy now.

[Boxcar]

I have him lined up for a Board Q&A (actually true it has been discussed) but I'm contractually obliged to not ban Boxy now.

 

I'm sure KingKat will take care of that for you at some point. Apparently agreeing with moderator action is only optional, so I'm sure I'll say something wrong.

[BTS]

Cotton will figure it out. Brett Sayre has not heard the last of me.

[BTS]

Apparently Glasnow has pitched entirely from the stretch in his three AAA starts. That probably makes sense given that he's tall and super lanky and needs to find consistency in his delivery. On one hand, he's still walking 5/9. On the other, he's striking out 15.5/9 with a 1.50 ERA and 2.34 xFIP.

[Dr. Dinger]

Probably makes sense given that he's going to be a reliever soon.

[BTS]

Probably makes sense given that he's going to be a reliever soon.

 

I think that's probably a year away. Tall guys like that often take awhile to figure it out. They're going to wait as long as possible to make a permanent decision on a guy with his stuff and dominant results at every level but MLB.

[P2F]

Kimbrel decision by the end of tonight. I've got a couple of solid offers for him right now.

 

This post serves as notice of your last chance.

[Boxcar]

Kimbrel decision by the end of tonight. I've got a couple of solid offers for him right now.

 

This post serves as notice of your last chance.

 

What's your high offer?

 

And just say it, don't make me do some serious sleuthing.

[Spanky99]

What's your high offer?

 

And just say it, don't make me do some serious sleuthing.

 

lol

[Laika]

Kimbrel decision by the end of tonight. I've got a couple of solid offers for him right now.

 

This post serves as notice of your last chance.

 

Tell us the high offer in explicit terms, immediately, or else

[Laika]

Boxcar is good at tweets

 

Wow, did you even consider that maybe he identifies as a pug? How transphobic can you be? Hope you rot in jail for your bigotry.

I agree. There's no redemption for Pillar, an apology won't cut it. Too bad we don't have the death penalty, amirite?

[P2F]

What's your high offer?

 

And just say it, don't make me do some serious sleuthing.

 

Tell us the high offer in explicit terms, immediately, or else

 

The top offer is NJH's mom and Boxy's mom for Kimbrel. Someone acted on behalf of both of your families, which I thought was very generous.

[Boxcar]

Boxcar is good at tweets

 

Stop it

[Laika]

The top offer is NJH's mom and Boxy's mom for Kimbrel. Someone acted on behalf of both of your families, which I thought was very generous.

 

I was determined to top the offer but I've changed my mind

[P2F]

I was determined to top the offer but I've changed my mind

Sad.

[Dr. Dinger]

PM me the top offer and I may beat it

[z3r0s]

oh s*** yeah, I could prob use an RP. You have lots of interest and offers you like, why not go full auction on this bitch?

[P2F]

oh s*** yeah, I could prob use an RP. You have lots of interest and offers you like, why not go full auction on this bitch?

I probably should've just made it an auction in the first place, but I feel like it might be kind of poor form to go that route now, no?