A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[BTS]

I'm listening to the Orioles broadcast (because I hate myself apparently). They have a kids charity sponsor that give cash for each walk an O takes.

...

 

do they hate kids?

A team with Adam Jones, Jon Schoop, and Mark Trubmo and you give cash based on walks?

 

It actually kind of seems like they did that on purpose.

[TheHurl]

Hey Dinger if you want to just give up right now I'll take an 8-6 win without thinking to low of you.

[Dr. Dinger]

Might just do that

[Laika]

http://m.mlb.com/video/v1255647383/seahou-correa-crushes-solo-homer-out-of-ballpark/?query=carlos+correa

[Boxcar]

http://m.mlb.com/video/v1255647383/seahou-correa-crushes-solo-homer-out-of-ballpark/?query=carlos+correa

 

litrully no1 curz

[Laika]

literally just posted it so you would respond with something like that

 

I'm creating an algorithm bot to troll you. This is research.

[Boxcar]

literally just posted it so you would respond with something like that

 

I'm creating an algorithm bot to troll you. This is research.

 

Maybe you should research other stuff, like why you like to poop in your own mouth.

[Laika]

why you like to poop in your own mouth.

 

I don't think I have the onus of proof here

[Fearthedoc]

I don't think I have the onus of proof here

 

I thought the majority of pitching categories would be yours after Tanaka's stinker. Chacin saved my life.

[Laika]

I thought the majority of pitching categories would be yours after Tanaka's stinker. Chacin saved my life.

 

I have a s*** SP draw week 1 - zero two start SP vs. your four. Felt compelled to take the risk.

[The Cats Ass]

Well Kris Brryant is 0 for 9; probably time to trade him while he still holds a little bit of value and move on.

[Sammy225]

Hey Dinger if you want to just give up right now I'll take an 8-6 win without thinking to low of you.

 

Funny i was hoping to make the same kind of deal with Silver. Just let me have the 6-4 win and we can forget about the rest of the week.

[Sammy225]

I'd sooner die!

 

Fair enough.

[BTS]

That feel when your offense is slashing 265/333 and playing more or less to expectations.

[Boxcar]

That feel when your offense is slashing 265/333 and playing more or less to expectations.

 

Here we go with the classic BTS self despair

[BTS]

Here we go with the classic BTS self despair

 

I never gone into a season that I'm basically punting. It's going to be a long year.

[Spanky99]

That feel when your offense is slashing 265/333 and playing more or less to expectations.

 

lol... c'mon man it's Wednesday in the first week of the season, plus the score is 7-6???

[Laika]

Which Sexy Sophomore will be GREAT, which will be GOOD, and which will BUST?

 

Alex Bregman, Trea Turner, Gary Sanchez.

 

I say Turner = Great, Bregman = Good, Sanchez = Bust.

[Spanky99]

Which Sexy Sophomore will be GREAT, which will be GOOD, and which will BUST?

 

Alex Bregman, Trea Turner, Gary Sanchez.

 

I say Turner = Great, Bregman = Good, Sanchez = Bust.

 

The order you originally wrote them in.

[BTS]

Turner GREAT Bregman GOOD Sanchez BUST

[Dr. Dinger]

Considering the hype this spring, Sanchez would probably be considered a bust if he hit 20 HR with an .800 OPS. Expectations got completely out of control.

[The Cats Ass]

Anyone looking to sell yet?

 

I could use an OFer

[Dr. Dinger]

Anyone looking to sell yet?

 

I could use an OFer

 

Gerardo Parra offer coming your way

[Dr. Dinger]

Now that Trey Mancini is making the move to RF, I'm kinda sorta interested?

 

At 1B the profile was a yawn, but Seth Smith is all that's blocking him in RF, and he's getting older & s*** defensively.

 

 

 

I just picked him up the other day, so I hope Boxy doesn't poop his pants with rage if I mention he's available for a waiver draft RP or boring pick/prospect if anyone rebuilding wants to roll them bones on him as a dynasty asset.

 

Maybe just hold him and watch him blossom into a .900 OPS monster masher like all your other projects seem to.

[The Cats Ass]

Gerardo Parra offer coming your way

 

Send a wise offer

[Dr. Dinger]

So many PPDs this time of year! ugh

[Dr. Dinger]

Send a wise offer

 

Can I have Joe Ross for him?

[The Cats Ass]

Can I have Joe Ross for him?

 

I actually just received another offer involving Joe Ross for an OFer that's better then Parra.

[Dr. Dinger]

I'll throw in Pablo Sandoval.

[The Cats Ass]

If you keep this up I'll trade him to Silvergun for Trey Mancini