A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[Fearthedoc]

Okay, guys, can we stop picking on my pen.

 

Sorry guys, I'm a little late to the party..

 

If 42 year old Billy Koch came out of retirement and was added by you, he would be the second best option in your pen.

 

EDIT: Oh Neris was traded? Nevermind then, Koch would clearly be your ace.

[Fearthedoc]

The better question: will Gibbers every try to make the playoffs, in any dynasty league?

 

Gibbers' teams are the equivalent of when you want to blow a really, really good load.

 

You slowly build it up, being very disciplined, and just when the team is about to explode, you pull back the reins and trade your entire team for picks and prospects. You repeat this process for 20 years. After 20 seasons of building it up, trading it all, building it up, trading it all.. when you finally let loose, go for it all, and capture that championship after so many years of pain and misery...... dear god, someone get the man a box of kleenex.

[KingKat]

STD is on fire tonight.

[Fearthedoc]

STD is on fire tonight.

 

Possibly one of the best one letter typos of all time.

[Boxcar]

STD is on fire tonight.

 

Ouch. Do you have ointment for that?

[The Cats Ass]

Ouch. Do you have ointment for that?

 

Sandpaper might take it off

[The Cats Ass]

Kebryan Hays for Josh Tomlin

[Boxcar]

Sandpaper might take it off

 

You know this from experience, or? Can't say I've ever heard of that method for dealing with various stds.

[The Cats Ass]

You don't want too heavy of a grit though

[Laika]

Kebryan Hays for Josh Tomlin

 

confirmed!

[The Cats Ass]

Here are my planned keepers and cuts. If you see a cut guy that you're interested in let me know and I'll give ya a good deal on him.

 

Cuts:

 

Jorge Polanco SS/2B/3B/OF

Cameron Rupp C

Jacoby Ellsbury CF

Seth Lugo SP

Matt Boyd SP

Jason Grilli RP

Chase Anderson SP

Erik Johnson SP

Jesse Hahn SP

 

Keepers:

 

C Matt Wieters

1B Chris Davis

2B Dustin Pedroia

3B Eugenio Suárez

SS Didi Gregorius

CF Charlie Blackmon

OF Michael Conforto

OF Kris Bryant

UTIL Travis D'arnaud

SP1 Madison Bumgarner

SP2 Carlos Carrasco

SP3 Julio Teherán

SP4 Rick Porcello

SP5 Joe Ross

SP6 Jerad Eickhoff

SP7 Josh Tomlin

RP1 Corey Knebel

RP2 Mauricio Cabrera

RP3 Edbruy Ramos

#20 Francis Martes

 

Farm:

 

1 - Dansby Swanson

Franklin Barreto

Joe Musgrove

Hunter Renfroe

Jose Peraza

Amir Garrett

Sean Newcomb

Dylan Cease

Robert Stephenson

Zack Collins

Michael Matuella

12 - Kyle Zimmer

[Fearthedoc]

If anyone wants to take a flyer on Jayson Werth, he is available for a pick. Should still give a decent season batting 6th in the Nats lineup.

 

EDIT: I have some interest here, so I'll move him for the best pick I get. If someone can move a pick in the 40-60 range for him, I'll accept the first offer in that range that I get.

Edited February 4, 2017 by Fearthedoc

[Fearthedoc]

Will also move Cesar Hernandez for a 3rd round pick if anyone wants a 26 year old 2B with a .760 OPS last year!

[BTS]

MiLB 58 to FeatherD for Cesar Hernandez

[BTS]

Howie Kendrick (eligible at 1B, 2B, 3B, OF) is available for a MiLB upgrade on pick 92.

[Fearthedoc]

MiLB 58 to FeatherD for Cesar Hernandez

 

Confirmed

[havok24]

Wong, Alvarez, Rasmus, Gennett, Beef Welington, and Kevin Pillar available for a pick. PM me if you have any interest.

[The Cats Ass]

GD and I are meeting tomorrow morning to discuss the team entering the 2017 season. You can send us trade proposals and we'll discuss them.

 

Sounds very professional.

[The Cats Ass]

I'll be having a few adult beverages tonight so if anyone wants to make trades around 3-4 am(AST) send some offers along.

[Fearthedoc]

Z3r0s has put together a great offense with some nice young front end SP. I believe he still has a good farm too? Its cool seeing teams that were poor for a while transition into the next wave of perrenial competitors.

 

Then seeing perrenial competitors like me transition into s*** in two years

[jaysblue]

Z3r0s has put together a great offense with some nice young front end SP. I believe he still has a good farm too? Its cool seeing teams that were poor for a while transition into the next wave of perrenial competitors.

 

Then seeing perrenial competitors like me transition into s*** in two years

 

Yeah his lineup is pretty solid & balanced. As well, he has some nice young arms at the top of his rotation. Hope Martinez avoids TJS and you have to hope Sanchez builds off his strong 2016 season. Richards and Wood staying healthy is a must as well. All he needs is another top bat to plug in at UTL and perhaps trade for a top closer or two. Otherwise, he'll definitely have a chance at making the playoffs.

[Boxcar]

These are my keepers

 

C- Mike Zunino

1B- AJ Reed

2B- Steve Pearce

3B- Alex Bregman

SS- Aledmys Diaz

OF- Yasiel Puig

OF- Danny Valencia

UTIL- Mike Moustakas

BN- Brandon Drury

BN- Jesse Winker

BN- Tyler White

 

SP- Jeff Hoffman

SP- Kyle Hendricks

SP- Steven Matz

SP- José Berrios

RP- Chris Devenski

RP- Greg Holland

RP- Adam Ottavino

RP- Tony Watson

RP- Trevor Rosenthal

 

Cuts:

Rubby De La Rosa

Drew Hutchison

Clayton Blackburn

Will Harris

Byung Ho Park

Hunter Dozier

 

Also, I'm gonna drop Forrest Wall from my farm.

 

And yeah, don't worry, I got it.

 

http://i.imgur.com/bkMGxmY.gif

[Laika]

If a few select players really step up and shove in 2017 (Berrios, Hoffman, Bregman, Zunino, Reed) then I could see Boxy making the playoffs.

 

I think you should cut Tyler White though.

[Cyborg]

Would have looked better with Correa.

[Dr. Dinger]

I'll give you pick 80 for Wall Boxy

 

How could you possibly roster a minor leaguer in your 20?

[Dr. Dinger]

I'm cutting Hernan Perez and that's all.

[Dr. Dinger]

Ooooooohh i r dum

[Laika]

My cuts look like

 

Derek Dietrich

Scott Schebler

Wily Peralta

Juan Nicasio

 

If anyone wants one of those dudes lemme know. Dietrich looks like a True Cardinal, just sayin

 

I could also still trade pitching for an OF. Pomeranz, Fiers, Liriano, Waino, Rondon, Brach, Jim Johnson would be the pool. Could 2 for 1.

[Laika]

He's got front of the rotation stuff baby

 

http://m.mlb.com/video/v1116009183/stlmil-peralta-strikes-out-10-over-seven-innings/?query=wily+peralta

[Dr. Dinger]

Dinger told me he thinks Wily Peralta is primed for a big 2017.

 

e: NJH peddling Jim Johnson will never not be funny to me.

 

That doesn't sound like something I'd say.