A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[The Cats Ass]

s*** pick

 

I think he might actually be better than Victor Robles.

[The Cats Ass]

what does the upcoming board look like?

 

BALCO Pharm Team

Burrito Boyz

(insert clever name)

ISO Horny

Los Osos Blancos

Los Osos Blancos

Burrito Boyz

Los Osos Blancos

Bye Week

Los Osos Blancos

Los Osos Blancos

Georgia Peach

The WAR Pigs

BALCO Pharm Team

ISO Horny

(insert clever name)

ISO Horny

BALCO Pharm Team

BALCO Pharm Team

Taijuan On!

Burrito Boyz

The Butt Stallions

The Butt Stallions

Triple Hawpe Brewed!

The Bryce is Right

Twist and Trout

Seniors Circuit

Burrito Boyz

The Butt Stallions

Hail To The Victor

Sammy's Sluts

London Slayers

Seniors Circuit

ISO Horny

Jean Segura-lites

BALCO Pharm Team

Hail To The Victor

Twist and Trout

Gryffindor

Triple Hawpe Brewed!

The Butt Stallions

Triple Hawpe Brewed!

Hail To The Victor

Gryffindor

Sammy's Sluts

Hail To The Victor

Hail To The Victor

Hail To The Victor

The Butt Stallions

Seniors Circuit

Hail To The Victor

Hail To The Victor

Sammy's Sluts

Hail To The Victor

Hail To The Victor

Hail To The Victor

[Dr. Dinger]

Ugh, not North again. See you guys tomorrow.

[Dr. Dinger]

There's a lot of interesting guys left, I wish I could take two here.

 

Pharm selects Dodgers starting pitching prospect Yadier Alvarez.

 

Solid pick, he was on my shortlist.

[Laika]

The draft is roaring along, and with all of the close proximity picks for people remaining, we should be done extremely quickly this year.

 

DDL looking good, as always.

 

[Dr. Dinger]

I figure you're going to decimate my shortlist with your next series of picks, since we both look for guys already in pro ball.

 

Havok is up. I will email him through Yahoo.

 

I normally steer away from HS arms and international lottery tickets who are 5 years away, but just based on how my board has played out, I'll probably take at least two such players in my upcoming 5. I plan on taking at least two guys who are in AA already.

[TRM]

Solid pick, he was on my shortlist.

 

I figure you're going to decimate my shortlist with your next series of picks, since we both look for guys already in pro ball.

 

Nice circlejerk between two shells of formerly iconic franchises.

[Dr. Dinger]

Nice circlejerk between two shells of formerly iconic franchises.

 

Jealous much?

[TRM]

Jealous much?

 

A little, I'll be the next to fall though so I'll be right there with you soon

[TRM]

This North fall from grace is rather spectacular though, I must say. A real Shakespearean tale

[Dr. Dinger]

This North fall from grace is rather spectacular though, I must say. A real Shakespearean tale

 

I'm only 1 game over .500! This is literally the lowest point of my DDL tenure. This must be what boxy feels like all the time... it's awful.

[Dr. Dinger]

North has several key philosophies that seem to have blown up in his face:

 

1) Matt Kemp

2) Prince Fielder

3) Bullpen optional

[TRM]

I'm only 1 game over .500! This is literally the lowest point of my DDL tenure. This must be what boxy feels like all the time... it's awful.

 

Boxy would give up his firstborn to be in the position you're in right now.

[TRM]

I'm only 1 game over .500! This is literally the lowest point of my DDL tenure. This must be what boxy feels like all the time... it's awful.

 

I've been dreading the season you're in the middle of since 2014, but I keep seeming to be able to put it off. My time is coming soon though. Last year is likely my last kick at the can.

[BTS]

For those of you worried about the pain of falling from playoffs to non-playoffs: it's worse than you can possibly imagine. Dark, dark times. I can't stress how strongly I do not recommend this.

[TRM]

For those of you worried about the pain of falling from playoffs to non-playoffs: it's worse than you can possibly imagine. Dark, dark times. I can't stress how strongly I do not recommend this.

 

You were the first empire to fall, and you'll always have that.

You were never big enough or hated enough though to compare to the fall that is 2016 North and Dinger.

[Dr. Dinger]

You were the first empire to fall, and you'll always have that.

You were never big enough or hated enough though to compare to the fall that is 2016 North and Dinger.

 

I think we all enjoy North's fall from grace, but sadly, we can never take his championship away from him. Also, you don't have one.

[TRM]

I think we all enjoy North's fall from grace, but sadly, we can never take his championship away from him. Also, you don't have one.

 

Don't you think I know this? It's the last thing I think about at night and the first after I wake up in the morning. It haunts me.

[TheHurl]

Good pick, looks like Robles Jr

 

I think you mean Winker Jr.

[BTS]

You were the first empire to fall, and you'll always have that.

You were never big enough or hated enough though to compare to the fall that is 2016 North and Dinger.

 

I never hated Dinger. North is the guy who's fall I'm enjoying.

[Dr. Dinger]

I never hated Dinger. North is the guy who's fall I'm enjoying.

 

I just sent you ein weiser angebot.

[BTS]

I just sent you ein weiser angebot.

 

Got it. Like it. Trying to figure out what to do about the farm. I really like Mark Zagunis and don't want to cut him.

[Dr. Dinger]

You could promote Tim Anderson or send your spare piece to me.

[Boxcar]

Someone PM'd Havok, correct?

[Dr. Dinger]

Havok is online now

[BTS]

Anyone want to trade for Zagunis? He's 23, in AAA, has never had less than a 139 wRC+ at any level, and the Cubs are leaving the door open to him catching again. He can hit.

[havok24]

I'll take Will Craig

[Dr. Dinger]

I'll take Will Craig

 

The Billy Butler comparisons scare me, although Billy Butler was pretty good before he wasn't.

[BTS]

The Billy Butler comparisons scare me, although Billy Butler was pretty good before he wasn't.

 

I hate Billy Butler.

[Dr. Dinger]

I hate Billy Butler.

 

I think I would probably hate Billy Butler a lot too if I started a dynasty league prior to the 2013 season and drafted him ahead of Paul Goldschmidt.