A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[Boxcar]

Why you always save the harsh barbs for your pal sg? I don't indulge in the frequent Boxy pile ons.

 

Um, for like, a really long time anyway.

 

Haven't you noticed that I'm meanest to the people I love the most? Except Jimcanuck, of course.

[Laika]

hmmm....Don't you think MLB is going to smell this sudden lack of cooperation from the Dom Rep? If they don't come down hard any ball player who makes mega millions can buy and/or intimidate their way out of any charge/potential conviction, if that's a major discipline threshold. Admittedly, in this case we don't know why she is doing it. Could be protecting the kids or he bought her a 5 carat diamond to make up.

 

I think the facts at the time of the charge will carry the most weight with them for these reasons. If they are in his favour he will be ok.

 

MLB is going to be paranoid about the imbalance of stroke with Jose and his wife in this situation.

 

It's all a PR endeavour. I think the dropped charge changes pubic perception enough to let MLB seriously reduce the potential suspension.

 

There's also the chance that she is refusing to cooperate because there is no legitimate case, and she was sort of crying wolf, or whatever.

[Cyborg]

It's all a PR endeavour. I think the dropped charge changes pubic perception enough to let MLB seriously reduce the potential suspension.

 

There's also the chance that she is refusing to cooperate because there is no legitimate case, and she was sort of crying wolf, or whatever.

 

Wasnt it hotel staff that alerted police? I dont think she ever ratted him out.

[Laika]

Wasnt it hotel staff that alerted police? I dont think she ever ratted him out.

 

hotel staff said something about her being all scratched up

 

maybe she literally fell

 

the point is - nobody knows

[Laika]

Hurl, why don't you look up the word prolapsed in advance of our matchup?

 

prolapsed means your butt chute is a red sock inside out external

[Laika]

This guy knows what's up.

 

I seen the vids

[Boxcar]

hotel staff said something about her being all scratched up

 

maybe she literally fell

 

the point is - nobody knows

 

Wow bro. Would you like a side of men's rights with that?

[TheHurl]

Hurl, why don't you look up the word prolapsed in advance of our matchup?

 

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[Spanky99]

prolapsed means your butt chute is a red sock inside out external

 

Oh man, so gross!

[The Cats Ass]

I seen the vids

 

Link?

[The Cats Ass]

I seen the vids

 

http://i.imgur.com/5ChWA.jpg

[Dr. Dinger]

It's funny cause Mac is gay.

[KingKat]

It's funny cause Mac is gay.

 

Who even are those people?

[BTS]

Who even are those people?

 

You've never seen It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?

[Dr. Dinger]

Who even are those people?

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It%27s_Always_Sunny_in_Philadelphia

 

It's basically like Seinfeld except with 4 delusional alcoholic sociopaths instead of relative normal people.

[KingKat]

You've never seen It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?

 

Once. Seemed like an obnoxious show about a bunch of *******s.

[Dr. Dinger]

You've never seen It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?

 

It's crazy that they're on their 11th season. I mean, they're still about 60 episodes behind Seinfeld, but that's a really impressive run for a sitcom these days.

[Dr. Dinger]

Once. Seemed like an obnoxious show about a bunch of *******s.

 

Yes and no. It's certainly crass but the writing is usually pretty funny and topical. The main 5 characters all bring something to the table, which is crucial. I haven't seen the most recent couple of seasons so I can't speak to whether or not it's still good, but the first like 8 seasons were damn funny for the most part.

[KingKat]

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[Cyborg]

Lol

[Boxcar]

Lol

 

f*** you

[Sammy225]

Your Red Sox starting Third Baseman Travis Shaw f*** thank god.

[BTS]

Lol

 

He's so impossibly bad.

[Dr. Dinger]

I'm starting to think Mark Appel will never play in the majors.

[The Cats Ass]

Maybe I'll trade for Appel this weekend.

[Laika]

Why is he still owned? It's embarrassing. He has negative value because of the humiliation.

[Sammy225]

Stephen Piscotty has officially been called up to the big team... So if someone wants to adjust that on the google docs.

[The Cats Ass]

Why is he still owned? It's embarrassing. He has negative value because of the humiliation.

 

I was glad to trade him when I did.

 

Should of held out for Pollock though I guess.

[Dr. Dinger]

That is super wrong. He looks like a 45 year old bartender without the beard.

[BTS]

I can't believe he's done this