A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[Dr. Dinger]

I've been thinking about revisiting for a while, but been waiting for Dinger to get off his dick to avoid the hype train... doesn't seem like that will be any time soon, so I decided I might as well just send it

 

This one's different, I actually love Mazara and have no intention of selling my one share.

[BTS]

The price on Mazara is sky high. According to dynasty guru he's already more valuable one-for-one than Braun, Carrasco and Brantley.

 

I could see Braun, but the other two being less valuable is just silly.

[z3r0s]

I'd have to agree.

[Dr. Dinger]

Dinger's meddling posts are frustrating indeed.

 

I'll be goddamned if I let you get your hands on him without giving up a ransom.

[Dr. Dinger]

I could see Braun, but the other two being less valuable is just silly.

 

Carrasco is pretty outrageous, although I think Brantley is overrated. Only one great season, mostly doubles power, and coming off a major shoulder injury. I wouldn't trade Mazara for him personally, I just don't find Brantley that sexy. That said, our format favours Brantley more than 5x5, which is probably what DG is calibrated to (assuming they aren't just picking names out of a hat).

[BTS]

Heh, me and SG have made very similar offers on Mazara and been declined.

[Dr. Dinger]

Heh, me and SG have made very similar offers on Mazara and been declined.

 

Keep trying. TCA is impulsive and frequently drunk, he'll surely slip up soon.

[BTS]

Keep trying. TCA is impulsive and frequently drunk, he'll surely slip up soon.

 

I've been trying for years to trape catsass drunk on a weekend, but he's frustratingly cautious. The liquor runs a conservative ship.

[The Cats Ass]

I've been thinking about revisiting for a while, but been waiting for Dinger to get off his dick to avoid the hype train... doesn't seem like that will be any time soon, so I decided I might as well just send it

 

I do like your offer, more so then the others.

[Dr. Dinger]

I'd like to publicly trump SG and BTS' offers right now. I'll offer Jeurys Familia + Willson Contreras + Carson Fulmer for Mazara.

[z3r0s]

I do like your offer more then the others.

 

Just let me know. I'm working on a few deals so I'll be checking in a bunch.

[The Cats Ass]

I've been trying for years to trape catsass drunk on a weekend, but he's frustratingly cautious. The liquor runs a conservative ship.

 

This hurts knowing that you'd take advantage of me while I'm in a vulnerable state.

[The Cats Ass]

TCA is still trying to process the 60 BA dropped on Gleyber's power combined with reassuring reports of his future at SS.

 

Was Gleyber part of an offer?

[z3r0s]

lol, SG throwing smoke

[Dr. Dinger]

TCA is still trying to process the 60 BA dropped on Gleyber's power combined with reassuring reports of his future at SS.

 

That's got to be a typo.

[The Cats Ass]

I'd like to publicly trump SG and BTS' offers right now. I'll offer Jeurys Familia + Willson Contreras + Carson Fulmer for Mazara.

 

Sorry, but I think I'd still rank Zero's higher. Quality > Quantity

[BTS]

This hurts knowing that you'd take advantage of me while I'm in a vulnerable state.

 

I wouldn't even feel bad after.

[Dr. Dinger]

Gleyber should be a nice Alcidesesque SS if he can ever break through the Cubs' outstanding depth chart. 60 power is laughable though, it's like 50 at best. Sub-.100 ISO, book it.

[Dr. Dinger]

Sorry, but I think I'd still rank Zero's higher. Quality > Quantity

 

Good, I like z3r0s. As long as SG doesn't get him.

[Dr. Dinger]

Damn, Glasnow + Rodgers is a strong offer.

[The Cats Ass]

I wouldn't even feel bad after.

 

I think your type of people are called sociopaths?

[The Cats Ass]

Damn, Glasnow + Rodgers is a strong offer.

 

Wrong.

 

That would be tempting though. But it would make it the 3rd time owning Glasnow, not sure I wanna go down that road.

[BTS]

A previous one, but let's talk, come into my office friend.

 

There's no way this ends anything but poorly for 19 people in this league.

[Sammy225]

This hurts knowing that you'd take advantage of me while I'm in a vulnerable state.

 

Boxy took advantage of someone in a valuable state in the other league. That Mean BTS would do it and then continuously mock you about doing it.

[BTS]

Boxy took advantage of someone in a valuable state in the other league. That Mean BTS would do it and then continuously mock you about doing it.

 

On the rare occasions that I win a trade outright, I try not to mention it again.

[Laika]

Damn, Glasnow + Rodgers is a strong offer.

 

I feel like that's an instant accept. Glasnow alone is in the same prospect tier as MAZARA.

 

Gorgeous swing and all, but you still have to be at least somewhat hesitant about any prospect when part of the argument for them is that they've been young for their level. Mazara's never lit the world on fire at any level.

[Dr. Dinger]

Wrong.

 

That would be tempting though. But it would make it the 3rd time owning Glasnow, not sure I wanna go down that road.

 

Here's a crazy thought... maybe just keep the best fantasy hitter (still in the minors) in baseball?

[Dr. Dinger]

I feel like that's an instant accept. Glasnow alone is in the same prospect tier as MAZARA.

 

Gorgeous swing and all, but you still have to be at least somewhat hesitant about any prospect when part of the argument for them is that they've been young for their level. Mazara's never lit the world on fire at any level.

 

Pitcher tho. We barely have any data on Rodgers either. I would make that offer if I were zeros, Swanson is closer and he still has Giolito.

[z3r0s]

he ain't going now where for less than a f***ing haul.

[Dr. Dinger]

Oh man Giolito...

 

Z3r0s we should talk more, how bout that Devers fella?

 

I thought Devers for Nelson was highway robbery. I know there was a substantial pick upgrade in there too, but Nelson blows and Devers could be a monster.