A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[tafkasg]

This might be your last chance to land Jay Bruce if you've been secretly coveting a guy that's averaged 22 HR, 71.5 R, 76.5 RBI, 10.5 steals in 2 of the worst baseball years of his life (with 2015 being the upside of those avg's, while also slashing his K% and increasing his BB%!) after being a 30+ HR masher and still hasn't turned 29!

[Dr. Dinger]

This might be your last chance to land Jay Bruce if you've been secretly coveting a guy that's averaged 22 HR, 71.5 R, 76.5 RBI, 10.5 steals in 2 of the worst baseball years of his life (with 2015 being the upside of those avg's, while also slashing his K% and increasing his BB%!) after being a 30+ HR masher and still hasn't turned 29!

 

I can't imagine that's true.

[tafkasg]

Isn't your starting SS a util guy? Iunno I'd be more worried about that than being snarky myself...

[The Cats Ass]

Isn't your starting SS a util guy? Iunno I'd be more worried about that than being snarky myself...

 

And his starting 3B has a back similar to Spanky's

[Dr. Dinger]

Isn't your starting SS a util guy? Iunno I'd be more worried about that than being snarky myself...

 

I'm not worried about either.

[Dr. Dinger]

And his starting 3B has a back similar to Spanky's

 

Drat, if only I'd considered this and acquired someone else with 3B eligibility. Someone like Danny Valencia, perhaps, who's a better hitter than the guy you gave up Syndergaard & Glasnow for.

[z3r0s]

If you want to shore that up Justin Turner is available.

[tafkasg]

Drat, if only I'd considered this and acquired someone else with 3B eligibility. Someone like Danny Valencia, perhaps, who's a better hitter than the guy you gave up Syndergaard & Glasnow for.

 

I mean, gonna have to break it out.

 

[BTS]

Drat, if only I'd considered this and acquired someone else with 3B eligibility. Someone like Danny Valencia, perhaps, who's a better hitter than the guy you gave up Syndergaard & Glasnow for.

 

absolutely rekt

[Dr. Dinger]

I mean, gonna have to break it out.

 

 

I just dangled that preposition right in TCA's mouf.

[The Cats Ass]

Drat, if only I'd considered this and acquired someone else with 3B eligibility. Someone like Danny Valencia, perhaps, who's a better hitter than the guy you gave up Syndergaard & Glasnow for.

 

That hurt. Why do you need to keep bringing it up. The night terrors were just starting to go away.

[Dr. Dinger]

That hurt. Why do you need to keep bringing it up. The night terrors were just starting to go away.

 

You were the one that brought up 3B deficiencies.

[The Cats Ass]

You were the one that brought up 3B deficiencies.

 

Not cool man. Not cool at all.

[tafkasg]

Also, Delino will lose his job by midseason because he's kind of a dick.

[Dr. Dinger]

Also, Delino will lose his job by midseason because he's kind of s***.

 

ftfy

[BTS]

Deshields is barely fantasy relevant.

[The Cats Ass]

You guys are all full of lies.

 

CF version of Jose Altuve.

[Laika]

Deshields is barely fantasy relevant.

 

Reminds me of the Bonifacio guy

 

Holy s*** I just looked up Boni's stats and he had a 79 wRC+ in 2012. AA was attracted to the track star coming off of a 79 wRC+ and then the team anointed him a starter. Mind boggling.

[Dr. Dinger]

Deshields is barely fantasy relevant.

 

Brinson is coming for his job and it probably won't take too long. The Rangers should have just protected Odubel and used him as their CF instead of acquiring DeShields, but hindsight is 20/20.

[Sammy225]

Not cool man. Not cool at all.

 

It's fine he Traded Sonny Gray for Ian Desmond (who is awesome)

[Dr. Dinger]

It's fine he Traded Sonny Gray for Ian Desmond (who is awesome)

 

No I didn't! I traded Sonny Gray and other stuff for crappy Desmond. And that's not even close to my worst trade.

[BTS]

Brinson is coming for his job and it probably won't take too long. The Rangers should have just protected Odubel and used him as their CF instead of acquiring DeShields, but hindsight is 20/20.

 

I very much wish I owned Brinson in this league

[Dr. Dinger]

I very much wish I owned Brinson in this league

 

I wish I owned Mazara in this league. Well, every league, really.

[The Cats Ass]

I wish I owned Mazara in this league. Well, every league, really.

 

You can! For a price....

[Dr. Dinger]

You can! For a price....

 

Mazara for Valencia seems fair. Confirmed.

[The Cats Ass]

Mazara for Valencia seems fair. Confirmed.

 

That would allow me to play Rendon at 2B...

[Dr. Dinger]

Seems like a slam dunk.

[The Cats Ass]

Seems like a slam dunk.

 

I feel like I'd have to add in another prospect though. So sorry, but i can't accept that offer.

[Laika]

Speaking of Mazara and Brinson, were the 2013 Hickory Crawdads the best A ball team ever, in a prospect sense?

 

Joey Gallo

Lewis Brinson

Nomar Mazara

Nick Williams

Jorge Alfaro

Ronald Guzman

Ryan Rua

 

CJ Edwards (Cubs now)

Keone Kela

Andrew Faulkner

Alex Claudio

 

I mean that's more talent than most organization top 10 lists. All on one A ball squad.

[Dr. Dinger]

Speaking of Mazara and Brinson, were the 2013 Hickory Crawdads the best A ball team ever, in a prospect sense?

 

Joey Gallo

Lewis Brinson

Nomar Mazara

Nick Williams

Jorge Alfaro

Ronald Guzman

Ryan Rua

 

CJ Edwards (Cubs now)

Keone Kela

Andrew Faulkner

Alex Claudio

 

I mean that's more talent than most organization top 10 lists. All on one A ball squad.

 

Were Odor or Profar there that season?