A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[Laika]

Posted on PB but Puig is very available. He's not on auction to highest bidder but I am very much looking to move him. C, SP, 3B, 2B, maybe 1B, maybe RP are all areas of need. Will send Moose back in a potential 3B deal.

 

The timing of this really makes it seem like you fear an incendiary death by helicopter.

[The Cats Ass]

The timing of this really makes it seem like you fear an incendiary death by helicopter.

 

Is Puig taking helicopter lessons?

[Abomination]

Wasn't Puig the one who quit driving because he couldn't help but drive at stupid speeds? Learning to fly makes perfect sense

[Laika]

Is Puig taking helicopter lessons?

 

He actually bought a helicopter, is getting it pimped out by xzibit, and wants to fly it to the ballpark

 

The flashy version of Nick Adenhart

[Cyborg]

Posted on PB but Puig is very available. He's not on auction to highest bidder but I am very much looking to move him. C, SP, 3B, 2B, maybe 1B, maybe RP are all areas of need. Will send Moose back in a potential 3B deal.

 

Good idea. Puig suxxxxx.

[Spanky99]

He actually bought a helicopter, is getting it pimped out by xzibit, and wants to fly it to the ballpark

 

The flashy version of Nick Adenhart

 

lol

[Dr. Dinger]

Rodon for Puig, take it or leave it.

[Laika]

Rodon for Puig, take it or leave it.

 

I would be interested in a complete and accurate list of every outgoing Rodon offer that you've made

[Boxcar]

The timing of this really makes it seem like you fear an incendiary death by helicopter.

 

I wouldn't rule it out tbh.

 

Knowing my luck, after I trade him he'll get his act together and string together multiple 170 wRC+ seasons. If I keep him, he'll probably die, either by helicopter or drunk driving into a guardrail.

[Boxcar]

Rodon for Puig, take it or leave it.

 

Leave it. Thx tho

[Boxcar]

Good idea. Puig suxxxxx.

 

Gtfo dingleberry.

[Boxcar]

Is Puig taking helicopter lessons?

 

Like anyone could teach Puig anything.

[Dr. Dinger]

Leave it. Thx tho

 

Very well. I wish you Matt Harvey or better.

[Boxcar]

Very well. I wish you Matt Harvey or better.

 

Thanks

[Dr. Dinger]

I would be interested in a complete and accurate list of every outgoing Rodon offer that you've made

 

Too many to count, mostly troll offers. He was my most sought after asset this offseason. Many people are trying to buy pre-breakout.

[Boxcar]

Too many to count, mostly troll offers. He was my most sought after asset this offseason. Many people are trying to buy pre-breakout.

 

Really? I didn't get one offer for Bird.

[Dr. Dinger]

Really? I didn't get one offer for Bird.

 

From me or in general? I wouldn't trade Rodon for Bird.

[TRM]

Very well. I wish you Matt Harvey or better.

 

no tradebacks

[Boxcar]

From me or in general? I wouldn't trade Rodon for Bird.

 

In general. +your dumn

[Dr. Dinger]

In general. +your dumn

 

Everyone probably assumes you're too attached to him.

[Boxcar]

Everyone probably assumes you're too attached to him.

 

Good thing. f***, that injury was such a buzzkill.

 

Anyway...if you actually want to make me a proper offer for Puig the helicopter pilot, my door is always open.

[The Cats Ass]

How many NA slots do we have?

[Boxcar]

How many NA slots do we have?

 

One

[Dr. Dinger]

Spanky youre up in FC WD

[KingKat]

Annoyed that I slept on Cristhian Adames in this league after carrying him ever since the initial draft in LOD. Probably starts the season as Rockies starting SS.

[Abomination]

Annoyed that I slept on Cristhian Adames in this league after carrying him ever since the initial draft in LOD. Probably starts the season as Rockies starting SS.

 

It seems doubtful he'd be fantasy relevant even playing in Coors.

[tafkasg]

Trade for Story imo.

 

Mind blowing discovery time,

 

This was always my favourite logo as a kid so I was glad to see it come back this year, but I sure never noticed the m and b in it, cool s***!

 

[KingKat]

It seems doubtful he'd be fantasy relevant even playing in Coors.

 

The position that my team is in dictates that these are the kind of flyers I should be taking and I hate getting scooped on "my guys" even if they are scrubby longshots.

[KingKat]

Trade for Story imo.

 

Mind blowing discovery time,

 

This was always my favourite logo as a kid so I was glad to see it come back this year, but I sure never noticed the m and b in it, cool s***!

 

 

Yeah similar in conception to the e, b and m in the Expos logo.

[Boxcar]

Trade for Story imo.

 

Mind blowing discovery time,

 

This was always my favourite logo as a kid so I was glad to see it come back this year, but I sure never noticed the m and b in it, cool s***!

 

 

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

That's literally the entire brilliance in the logo. One of the best logos of all time.

 

So naturally, replacing it with a s***** "M" with a stalk of barley under it was warranted.