A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[TRM]

Added a few new ones.

[Orgfiller]

You should look up the job description of the Groom of the Stool and appropriately assign that role to one of the members.

 

Tbh I thought it should have been Boxy.

[Laika]

Spanky - Village Drunk (Crippled by a thatching accident in his youth, the village drunk finds meaning in the bottle and stumbles around the muddy side streets, late at night, speaking foul in his own special language)

 

Jaysblue - The Duke of some other region (Seldom heard from these days, the Duke isn't necessarily loved but is respected)

[Dr. Dinger]

I should probably draft a shortstop, but Sam Dyson looks like a potential beast, so I'm gonna take him instead.

[BTS]

torontofan and jays_fever - Peasant forest-dwelling brothers who exist unbeknownst to anyone in town.

[Boxcar]

The DDL Royal Family consists of something like the following:

 

Silvergun - King (A true champ, will rule for the forseeable future. Very rarely seen by the common folk)

 

BTS - Queen (Queen B, also Silverguns bitch. Not actually important but inserts himself into the conversations of those actually in charge unannounced and uninvited)

 

Dr. Dinger - Prince (Long seen as the heirto the throne, but hasn't ever put it all together. Still, strong genes, one day will likely rule)

 

North - Princess(Has a crown, but generally unliked and called a little bitch by most. Also young)

 

NJH - High Priest (Makes all the rules, has a lot of say and power. Ultimately everyone defers to him, but the basis of his power is sketchy, despite being recognized. Was more important at the beginning of time)

 

TCA - Court Jester (Entertainment for the royals. Often drunk.)

 

FeatherD - Kings Dead Old Father (Once was the king. Will likely never be king again. Important for the history of the kingdom. May or may not be dead.)

 

GD - Knight (Sleeping with the Princess. Does her bidding.)

 

Hurl- Senile Advisor to Royals(Once was semi-relevant and had good ideas. Hasn't done anything of note in many years, yet still is invited to sit at the big boys table and share his opinions. May or may not have a hemorrhoid)

 

Boxy - Girl At Brothel(Town bike. Anyone can and has had a ride)

 

 

 

Feel free to add as creative ideas are come up with.

 

I'm open for business boys

[Sammy225]

I should probably draft a shortstop, but Sam Dyson looks like a potential beast, so I'm gonna take him instead.

 

http://larrybrownsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/jose-bautista-bat-flip-1.jpg

 

Jose Approves

[TRM]

Still in need of a medieval archetype:

TRM

Sammy

z3r0s

Gibbers

KK

Speedy

Havok

[TRM]

And Greenwood. He's easy though, some self-proclaimed lord of some far off not respected land who wants to join the royal family and prove his worth. Someone do the right up.

[Boxcar]

z3r0s - Priest and Church Archivist (records all known history of the church and maintains the holy archives. Also constantly brags about his stable of young boys)

[Laika]

Speedy - The Ottoman (because he is brown)

 

KingKat - The Monk (He spends his time tending to the scrolls and tomes of the library. A pacifist; not competitive by nature).

 

Sammy and Havok - The Fletcher and the Blacksmith (nondescript roles, but every town needs them to function properly)

 

Z3r0s - The Wizard (With a flick of the wrist he can solve your problems and set your affairs in order)

 

Gibbers - The Peddler (He has a plan and he peddles his wares, but markets are more complicated then they seem at first...)

 

TRM - Cup Bearer (He bears the cups!)

 

GD - The Apprentice

[The Cats Ass]

z3r0s - Priest and Church Archivist (records all known history of the church and maintains the holy archives. Also constantly brags about his stable of young boys)

 

Perfect!

[havok24]

z3r0s - Priest and Church Archivist (records all known history of the church and maintains the holy archives. Also constantly brags about his stable of young boys)

 

lol

[TRM]

NJH, I reject your submissions for SpeedyGose and TRM on an account of laziness and not understanding the reference respectively.

I also reject your submissing for z3r0s on an account of it being vastly inferior to Boxy's submission.

[z3r0s]

damn, got me pegged.

 

 

and on that note; I've just got one trade to confirm and I'll have the trade history mostly complete.

 

Trade 446; NJH and JaysBlue. Which Peralta was involved in that trade?

[Laika]

Wily!

[z3r0s]

oh yeah, one more. What exactly was the return for Waiver #12?

[The Cats Ass]

oh yeah, one more. What exactly was the return for Waiver #12?

 

The trade me and Speedy just did? #12 Waiver for #27 MiLB + my last waiver pick.

[BTS]

The trade me and Speedy just did? #12 Waiver for #27 MiLB + my last waiver pick.

 

So you basically moved a 2nd round MiLB pick for Cishek. Why?

[TRM]

Still looking for medieval archetypes for Speedy and Min

[z3r0s]

Still looking for medieval archetypes for Speedy and Min

 

once complete, you should probably posted on the PB's fore posterity and Silvergun.

[Boxcar]

TRM - King's bastard (constantly trying to prove that he is worthy of his royal blood but always falling short. Basically a giant disappointment. Once even tried to adopt a similar name as the Prince for bonus points, but his stepmother mockingly overruled him by naming him "brryant.")

[The Cats Ass]

So you basically moved a 2nd round MiLB pick for Cishek. Why?

 

Because no one else was moving a closer for a 2nd MiLB?

 

Plus 2014 Cishek was good.

[Boxcar]

Speedygose - Royal Squire (Puts on a kind and generous face for the court, but secretly plots the day he will attempt to overthrow them all. Also particularly disgusted by the town drunk.)

[TRM]

OK. I accept yours. Thx Boxy.

Please write one up about AG and we will be complete.

[Boxcar]

OK. I accept yours. Thx Boxy.

Please write one up about AG and we will be complete.

 

OK, I'm gonna try Gibbers and maybe KK too because NJH's lacked the typical punch

[Cyborg]

GP - Brothel Owner (Acquires a ton of extremely young assets and then promptly gets rid of them when they are older than 21)

[BTS]

AG - King of a rival state who has realized that he is surrounded by fools in his current village. Has become isolated and depressed, and wants more than anything to switch villages, but has not yet been granted entry by High Priest njh.

[Boxcar]

AdamGreenwood - Barbarian King (Surprisingly cunning and devious for a primitive being, he has conquered many lands and refuses to remain satisfied. Most recently, handed a large defeat to the Prince's army which caused his father to shut himself in the throne room for the rest of his life, ruling whilst removed from the people. Greenwood now plots outside the city walls, waiting for the right moment to strike while attempting to misinform and misdirect the majority of the kingdom in hopes that some will turn to his side.)

[The Cats Ass]

GP - Brothel Owner (Acquires a ton of extremely young assets and then promptly gets rid of them when they are older than 21)

 

Winner winner chicken dinner