A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[The Cats Ass]

Huh? Who?

 

Eaton

[The Cats Ass]

He's been better than Carlos Gomez lol. Hip issues suck.

 

Gomez is saving himself for next year.

[BTS]

Eww Mauer. What are you doing catsass?

[Boxcar]

Talking down the price so you can swoop in and steal him from Boxy. Clever girl.

 

North thinks I'm borderline retarded. Hurts every time.

[Dr. Dinger]

I would actually not touch Mauer even if he were a FA.

[BTS]

I would actually not touch Mauer even if he were a FA.

 

I'm pretty sure he's below replacement in our league.

[GD]

I would actually not touch Mauer even if he were a FA.

 

Dropped him in FC for hit f/x stud Kike Hernandez.

[The Cats Ass]

Eww Mauer. What are you doing catsass?

 

You think I have any sweet f***ing clue what I'm doing...

 

 

no

[Dr. Dinger]

Dropped him in FC for hit f/x stud Kike Hernandez.

 

"I actually like Mauer. I'm high on him."

 

GD, July 7

 

This was about a month after I dropped him. Glad you finally came to your senses, kiddo.

[Dr. Dinger]

I'm pretty sure he's below replacement in our league.

 

Does trading for Mauer qualify as intentional tanking? Fine line.

[BTS]

Does trading for Mauer qualify as intentional tanking? Fine line.

 

Well, considering the fact that he's replacing an empty lineup slot... maybe.

[BTS]

catsass, you should fill your 1B spot with one Mark Trumbo. At least he's a league-average hitter and should pop like 10 more homers.

[The Cats Ass]

I wanted Mauer because his name sounds like Meower.

 

http://www.justcattees.com//v/vspfiles/photos/CA195-2T.jpg

[Dr. Dinger]

catsass, you should fill your 1B spot with one Mark Trumbo. At least he's a league-average hitter and should pop like 10 more homers.

 

Trumbo is available? Nice, you should be able to get something like Lance Lynn + a 2nd for him.

[GD]

"I actually like Mauer. I'm high on him."

 

GD, July 7

 

This was about a month after I dropped him. Glad you finally came to your senses, kiddo.

 

I'm a North disciple. Need I say more?

[BTS]

Trumbo is available? Nice, you should be able to get something like Lance Lynn + a 2nd for him.

 

Is Trumbo still a 26-year old OF who looks like a decent bet for 40 homers and 100 RBI? Is Lynn still an SP3/4 that the Cards are talking about moving to the pen? If so I'm in.

[TRM]

Is Trumbo still a 26-year old OF who looks like a decent bet for 40 homers and 100 RBI? Is Lynn still an SP3/4 that the Cards are talking about moving to the pen? If so I'm in.

 

no.

[The Cats Ass]

From May 5, 2012 to July 20, 2012 Trumbo was amazing.

[BTS]

From May 5, 2012 to July 20, 2012 Trumbo was amazing.

 

He's healthy again and on a roll. You should really acquire him.

[TRM]

Mark Trubmo roxxxxxxxxx

[Dr. Dinger]

If I could get Miggy back for the weekend,

 

http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/63024936.jpg

[Laika]

Kuma no hitter alert

[GD]

Orilols

[Dr. Dinger]

Nice to see his numbers back where I expected them.

[Dr. Dinger]

He would be a great FA target for us too.

[Dr. Dinger]

Keyvius Sampson is an unowned prospect, right? I feel like he used to be owned, but I don't see him in the spreadsheet so I went ahead and picked him up.

[Laika]

Keyvius Sampson is an unowned prospect, right? I feel like he used to be owned, but I don't see him in the spreadsheet so I went ahead and picked him up.

 

He probably was owned but cut at some point. Pretty nice numbers through AA in 2013, but then garbage since.

[Dr. Dinger]

I'm just assessing him as a streaming option and want to clear him as ok to start. I will probably cut him tomorrow to activate Miggy, and I doubt I'll actually start him.

[Laika]

Felix Hernandez wore the Kuma Bear Hat from an earlier Mariners giveaway onto the field after the no-hitter. (the direct translation of the Japanese word Kuma is bear)

 

[TRM]

That's my boy!