A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[TRM]

The Giants win though. I'm the intimidatingly intelligent team that ends up losing. Tampa or Oak

 

I was doing the whole all pitch, no bats, perennial contender angle. I gave it all about 30 seconds of thought, so I don't think it was an awful comp.

 

Also no cause you're dumn #Zunino

[Fearthedoc]

Owning Mike Trout is like unlocking the Golden Gun. Yeah, it's beastly, but it's more satisfying to win without it.

 

It's actually more like owning Dual RPC-90s on License To Kill mode.

[Fearthedoc]

Can the cheesesteak division do the unthinkable and put 4 teams into the postseason?

 

This would cement the Cheesesteaks as the best division.

[Dr. Dinger]

It's actually more like owning Dual RPC-90s on License To Kill mode.

 

And yet you couldn't finish off Silvergun last week. You're a disappointment to us all.

[Fearthedoc]

And yet you couldn't finish off Silvergun last week. You're a disappointment to us all.

 

Ugh I literally would have got 10+ vs everyone other than you and SG last week. I feel sick that I completely wasted my offensive blowup last week facing SG.

[BTS]

Ugh I literally would have got 10+ vs everyone other than you and SG last week. I feel sick that I completely wasted my offensive blowup last week facing SG.

 

Can't play the 'what if' game. I'm 4-23 against Hurl and Gibbers. If I'd just gone 14-13 I'd be 6th and likely headed to the playoffs.

[Dr. Dinger]

Can't play the 'what if' game. I'm 4-23 against Hurl and Gibbers. If I'd just gone 14-13 I'd be 6th and likely headed to the playoffs.

 

You have a fairly tough sched ROS too, with Slayers, Min, and jaysblue. You can beat down Boxy, but you'll still need to make up ground against the playoff teams. The match against Burrito Boyz should have major playoff implications. A 12-1 drubbing would help a lot.

[BTS]

You have a fairly tough sched ROS too, with Slayers, Min, and jaysblue. You can beat down Boxy, but you'll still need to make up ground against the playoff teams. The match against Burrito Boyz should have major playoff implications. A 12-1 drubbing would help a lot.

 

If I can beat up on Boxy and z3r0s and go 0.500 against slayers, min, jaysblue, and havok I'll have a chance. Really, I'm just playing for pride at this point and trying to win as many games as possible though. The playoffs are a longshot.

[King]

GD is still at basketball camp.

 

King?

 

I can set lineups each day sure

[Dr. Dinger]

I offered Hurl Madison Bumgarner for Jose Fernandez and he hasn't rejected it yet. I hate Hurl.

[TheHurl]

Can't play the 'what if' game. I'm 4-23 against Hurl and Gibbers. If I'd just gone 14-13 I'd be 6th and likely headed to the playoffs.

 

In my defense I believe everyone should lose like that to me. I wish I had more games left against contenders so I be more of a factor. Just Min and Speedy left on my schedule who are in contention.

[TheHurl]

I offered Hurl Madison Bumgarner for Jose Fernandez and he hasn't rejected it yet. I hate Hurl.

 

You did?

 

I don't ever reject deals I'm not going to take or continue with a counter offer.

[Dr. Dinger]

You just let them sit there? So the ******* who offered them can think about what he's done?

[BTS]

In my defense I believe everyone should lose like that to me. I wish I had more games left against contenders so I be more of a factor. Just Min and Speedy left on my schedule who are in contention.

 

If you could beat speedy as payment for violating me, it would start to make up for the pain.

[TRM]

What do people think... ~145ish wins to make the playoffs?

[TRM]

If you could beat speedy as payment for violating me, it would start to make up for the pain.

 

Yup. Roll over and play dead for Min plz.

[Dr. Dinger]

What do people think... ~145ish wins to make the playoffs?

 

155-160, actually.

[Dr. Dinger]

2013 - ISO Horny 153-139-16

2014 - 2nd Leg 158-136-14

[TheHurl]

What do people think... ~145ish wins to make the playoffs?

 

I'll say 143.

[TheHurl]

You just let them sit there? So the ******* who offered them can think about what he's done?

 

That and if my player dies in a horrible car crash I can quickly run and hit accept.

[TRM]

155-160, actually.

 

One less week though mate

[TheHurl]

2013 - ISO Horny 153-139-16

2014 - 2nd Leg 158-136-14

 

22 weeks vs. 21 weeks.

[BTS]

2013 - ISO Horny 153-139-16

2014 - 2nd Leg 158-136-14

 

Look at the 9th place team to see what was actually required though:

 

2014 - catsass 148-143-17

2013 - silvergun 148-136-24

 

15 games over 0.500 should definitely get you in. Possibly as little as 5 or 6 over.

[The Cats Ass]

Guys, I need some help. I have to make room to bring off some players from my DL in another league. I managed to drop 2 already to bring Dickerson and Jaime Garcia off. But I need to drop another 2 if I want to bring Anthony Rendon and Dee Gordon off. Or I can just hold them on my DL and hope for another injury. The league is 7X7.

 

C - Jonathan Lucroy

1B - Anthony Rizzo

2B - Brian Dozier

3B - Miguel Sano

SS - Troy Tulowitzki

OF - Jason Heyward

OF - Corey Dickerson

OF - Joc Pederson

Util - Mookie Betts

Util - Carlos Correa

BN - No One

 

SP - José Fernández

SP - Noah Syndergaard

SP - Chris Archer

SP - Carlos Martínez

RP - Francisco Rodríguez

RP - Pat Neshek

RP - Junichi Tazawa

RP - Brad Ziegler

P - Joakim Soria

BN - Hisashi Iwakuma

BN - Jaime García

BN - Trevor Bauer

BN - Joe Ross

BN - Danny Salazar

BN - John Axford

 

I'm thinking I should probably drop a pitcher if anyone.

[Dr. Dinger]

One less week though mate

 

So... my 203 wins will be a record that stands forever? Awesome.

[The Cats Ass]

Look at the 9th place team to see what was actually required though:

 

2014 - catsass 148-143-17

2013 - silvergun 148-136-24

 

15 games over 0.500 should definitely get you in. Possibly as little as 5 or 6 over.

 

I was so close yet so far.

[Dr. Dinger]

Guys, I need some help. I have to make room to bring off some players from my DL in another league. I managed to drop 2 already to bring Dickerson and Jaime Garcia off. But I need to drop another 2 if I want to bring Anthony Rendon and Dee Gordon off. Or I can just hold them on my DL and hope for another injury. The league is 7X7.

 

C - Jonathan Lucroy

1B - Anthony Rizzo

2B - Brian Dozier

3B - Miguel Sano

SS - Troy Tulowitzki

OF - Jason Heyward

OF - Corey Dickerson

OF - Joc Pederson

Util - Mookie Betts

Util - Carlos Correa

BN - No One

 

SP - José Fernández

SP - Noah Syndergaard

SP - Chris Archer

SP - Carlos Martínez

RP - Francisco Rodríguez

RP - Pat Neshek

RP - Junichi Tazawa

RP - Brad Ziegler

P - Joakim Soria

BN - Hisashi Iwakuma

BN - Jaime García

BN - Trevor Bauer

BN - Joe Ross

BN - Danny Salazar

BN - John Axford

 

I'm thinking I should probably drop a pitcher if anyone.

 

Axford, Neshek and maybe Bauer if this is a 12 teamer.

[Dr. Dinger]

22 weeks vs. 21 weeks.

 

You'd think I would know this, since I'm a commish.

[The Cats Ass]

Axford, Neshek and maybe Bauer if this is a 12 teamer.

 

14 teams. And we have Holds, so that's Neshek's purpose. I was thinking Axford, but I didn't really wanna drop a closer.

[Dr. Dinger]

K well your team is so good it doesn't matter. Congrats on getting your e-dick sucked.