A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[NorthOf49]

Todd Frazier?

[GD]

Is The Bear Jew Goldschmidt? Cause I don't actually think he's Jewish, funny enough

[Boxcar]

Wow, Spanky has Frazier? How the f*** is he so bad?

[Boxcar]

My first instinct was that he was referring to Evan Gattis.

[Dr. Dinger]

Is The Bear Jew Goldschmidt? Cause I don't actually think he's Jewish, funny enough

 

He's half Jewish (so not actually Jewish). He just reminds me of Eli Roth in Inglourius Basterds.

 

http://assets.gearlive.com/filmcrunch/blogimages/eli_roth_basterds.jpg

[Dr. Dinger]

My first instinct was that he was referring to Evan Gattis.

 

Hellllllll no. Gattis suxxxxxx.

[GD]

On his mother or father's side? This is crucial to his Bear-Jew-iness.

 

Funny enough, that was my nickname when I played football

[Dr. Dinger]

Wow, Spanky has Frazier? How the f*** is he so bad?

 

Are you really that clueless to how good Goldy is this year? Jesus. Watch more baseball.

[Dr. Dinger]

On his mother or father's side? This is crucial to his Bear-Jew-iness.

 

Father's side... hence the Jewish surname but not actually Jewish.

[NorthOf49]

Seems like we're getting more extreme seasons than usual this year.

 

Remember when Goldy had a "slider speed bat?" He wasn't going to catch up to advanced pitching

[Dr. Dinger]

Seems like we're getting more extreme seasons than usual this year.

 

Remember when Goldy had a "slider speed bat?" He wasn't going to catch up to advanced pitching

 

Don't go acting like you were old enough to follow baseball in 2010.

[GD]

He's no Danny Valencia.

[Dr. Dinger]

He's no Danny Valencia.

 

I have to say, I actually really like Danny Valencia. He's a fantastic bench player who can cover all the corners in a pinch and has some pop. I'm riding him at 3B currently in FC until Beltre gets back and he's mashed a couple HRs for me already.

[Dr. Dinger]

Plus he's handsome.

[NorthOf49]

Don't go acting like you were old enough to follow baseball in 2010.

2010 was the first prospect class that I remember following in the minors. The Heyward, Strasburg, Stanton class. GD is only a little older now than I was then.

[Dr. Dinger]

2010 was the first prospect class that I remember following in the minors. The Heyward, Strasburg, Stanton class. GD is only a little older now than I was then.

 

I remember playing fantasy when Jose Reyes was a hotshot rookie and scooping Joe Mauer before he was a household name.

[Boxcar]

Are you really that clueless to how good Goldy is this year? Jesus. Watch more baseball.

 

What

[SpeedyGose]

Hopefully he keeps it up. You beating SG would be amazing for me.

 

Is Boxy really putting up a .950 OPS right now? I call shenanigans!

[Boxcar]

That's what you get for asking me to take it easy on you

[NorthOf49]

Attn Dinger: Jose Fernandez struck out ten batters in 4 2/3 innings in a rehab start yesterday.

 

video: http://m.mlb.com/video/v172004683/mianyy-fernandez-fans-10-in-third-rehab-start

[Dr. Dinger]

Attn Dinger: Jose Fernandez struck out ten batters in 4 2/3 innings in a rehab start yesterday.

 

video: http://m.mlb.com/video/v172004683/mianyy-fernandez-fans-10-in-third-rehab-start

 

I was all over this. Only two weeks until my boy is back! Can't wait.

[Dr. Dinger]

1.80/2.80/2.96, 65% GB, 4.8 K/BB

 

This pitcher + Beau Burrows for Brian Johnson. Roster crunches are the worst, eh Silvergun?

[Boxcar]

1.80/2.80/2.96, 65% GB, 4.8 K/BB

 

This pitcher + Beau Burrows for Brian Johnson. Roster crunches are the worst, eh Silvergun?

 

Who dat

[Dr. Dinger]

Who dat

 

Hi-Me; he's cruising again today. That changeup gets a ridiculous number of GBs.

 

http://www.fangraphs.com/statss.aspx?playerid=8137&position=P

[Laika]

Jaime Garcia will break your heart

[Dr. Dinger]

Jaime Garcia will break your heart

 

Impossible, I have virtually nothing invested in him. He's pure profit until his shoulder breaks again.

[Dr. Dinger]

He's now got a better GB% than Keuchel. That's nuts.

[Boxcar]

f***, wish I'd gotten more shares of Jaime when I had the chance.

[Dr. Dinger]

You got him in BBDL?

[Boxcar]

PL only.