A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[Boxcar]

Goddamn, Mark Appel is terrible. I'd want to kill myself if I drafted him over Bryant.

 

What about acquiring him for AJ Pollock?

[Dr. Dinger]

The Astros f***ed up so badly their last two drafts. To get three 1-1 picks in a row and screw up two of them is unforgivable.

[Dr. Dinger]

What about acquiring him for AJ Pollock?

 

It's not great, but I doubt Pollock is ever going to be a star. Bryant already is.

[Dr. Dinger]

The Astros team right now could be:

 

2B Altuve

RF Springer

3B Bryant

DH Gattis

1B Carter

SS Correa

LF Rasmus/Tucker

C Castro

CF Marisnick

 

SP Keuchel

SP McHugh

SP Rodon

SP McCullers

 

Just terrible drafting.

Edited May 29, 2015 by Dr. Dinger

[BTS]

Mark Appel suxxxxxx

 

But Pollock isn't a huge asset either.

[BTS]

Hey Boxy, you want to double down on Appel in the LOD? Think of how good you would feel if he succeeds!

[The Cats Ass]

I'm glad I was able to rid myself of my Appel shares.

[KingKat]

Goddamn, Mark Appel is terrible. I'd want to kill myself if I drafted him over Bryant.

 

Even at the time, it never made sense that Bryant wasn't the top ranked guy. I was hoping he'd fall to me but I ended up with Moran who Suxxx.

[The Cats Ass]

Even at the time, it never made sense that Bryant wasn't the top ranked guy. I was hoping he'd fall to me but I ended up with Moran who Suxxx.

 

Sorry, but no way he was going to fall to you. I would have taken him at #2.

 

There were a lot of top guys in that draft that seem like they're gonna suck.

[TheHurl]

The Astros team right now could be:

 

2B Altuve

RF Springer

3B Bryant

DH Gattis

1B Carter

SS Correa

LF Rasmus/Tucker

C Castro

CF Marisnick

 

SP Keuchel

SP McHugh

SP Rodon

SP McCullers

 

Just terrible drafting.

 

I was huge on Bryant at number 1 but I haven't given up on Appel yet either. Hitting 97 in the 8th inning last year in his second last start was a sign that it's there. Another session with Strom is likely needed.

[The Cats Ass]

I was huge on Bryant at number 1 but I haven't given up on Appel yet either. Hitting 97 in the 8th inning last year in his second last start was a sign that it's there. Another session with Strom is likely needed.

 

What's his problem then? Is it that it's too straight.

[KingKat]

Sorry, but no way he was going to fall to you. I would have taken him at #2.

 

 

I didn't say it was a realistic expectation but I was hoping that one of Gray or Bryant would fall. Hate myself for seeing something in Moran and wasting the pick.

[TheHurl]

Hey Boxy, you want to double down on Appel in the LOD? Think of how good you would feel if he succeeds!

 

You selling at his current value? We'll offer you Ryan McMahon right now.

[TheHurl]

The first Moran that pops to mind is still a pornstar for me.

 

s***, I'm getting old..

 

and I think of Erin Moran from Happy Days.

[KingKat]

and I think of Erin Moran from Happy Days.

 

Hurley loves Joanie.

[TheHurl]

What's his problem then? Is it that it's too straight.

 

Possibly injured...haven't heard a thing about this year. Deception is what they worked on with him last year.

[Dr. Dinger]

What's his problem then? Is it that it's too straight.

 

His problem is he f***ing sucks. Doesn't attack hitters, no killer instinct, shoddy command, lack of a devastating outpitch. He'll be lucky to reach his mid-rotation ceiling.

[TheHurl]

You selling at his current value? We'll offer you Ryan McMahon right now.

 

Just realized that the LOD team isn't mine...would like to recant this offer until I confer with the actual team owner. Would be open to discussion though.

[The Cats Ass]

Anyone wanna deal a starter for an outfielder? I have Kris Davis, Torii Hunter, Adam Jones, Carlos Gomez, who I'd move. And bargain bin-ers, Leoyns Martin and Geraldo Parra

[Boxcar]

His problem is he f***ing sucks. Doesn't attack hitters, no killer instinct, shoddy command, lack of a devastating outpitch. He'll be lucky to reach his mid-rotation ceiling.

 

^ pro internet scout

[Boxcar]

Hey Boxy, you want to double down on Appel in the LOD? Think of how good you would feel if he succeeds!

 

why not

[Dr. Dinger]

^ pro internet scout

 

Guess so, looking at my record.

[The Cats Ass]

Guess so, looking at my record.

 

Championships are the only thing that matter. And in that regard you are the exact same as both Boxy and me.

 

http://www.bumperstickerz.com/images/10000231-00-00-00-00_lg.png

[Dr. Dinger]

Nah. Regular season record matters a lot. Anybody who disagrees doesn't have a good one.

[The Cats Ass]

Nah. Regular season record matters a lot. Anybody who disagrees doesn't have a good one.

 

This is what people without a championship say...

[Dr. Dinger]

This is what people without a championship say...

 

I have several championships, check out my trophy case.

[NorthOf49]

Nah. Regular season record matters a lot. Anybody who disagrees doesn't have a good one.

If you're so great, why is your LOD team in last place?

[Dr. Dinger]

If you're so great, why is your LOD team in last place?

 

Well having my franchise player missing pretty much the entire season, up to and including now, that's probably a starting point.

[The Cats Ass]

Did I ever tell you guys I used to play ESPN fantasy, so when we started this league I dug up my ancient Yahoo acct.

 

When I signed it, it had somehow been taken over/merged with some teenage girl's yahoo profile/email, except I had access to all the features like it was my account still.

 

Sadly I just created a new one and didn't take advantage of any hijinks, and I've always sort of regretted it.

 

I'm disappointed in you.

[The Cats Ass]

I have several championships, check out my trophy case.

 

Only league that matters is the DDL. 14 team, 12 team, and 10 team leagues don't count either.