A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[Spanky99]

Could you maybe give a couple examples?

 

lol

[BTS]

Well Spanky, when Brad Miller drops three homerz on you it just isn't your week.

[Boxcar]

Did I miss the Choo fap fest?

[Dr. Dinger]

Choo's wOBA is up to .356, so much for him being dead.

[Laika]

holy f*** Max Scherzer in the NL is nice

[TRM]

holy f*** Max Scherzer in the NL is nice

Weren't you trying to trade him?

[Boxcar]

Choo's wOBA is up to .356, so much for him being dead.

 

Dare I say Choo > MATT KEMP?

[Dr. Dinger]

Weren't you trying to trade him?

 

Yea, his biometric analysis revealed a statistically significant hitch in his scap load that's leading to a 7% increase in arm drag; he's trying to get off the train before Scherzer has permanent shoulder problems.

[Laika]

Weren't you trying to trade him?

 

Still trying.

 

I don't like his thumb position in this picture:

 

http://ww2.hdnux.com/photos/35/30/77/7704533/11/920x920.jpg

[Fearthedoc]

Just when my team starts rolling, I find out I have Los Osos Blancos next week..

[Boxcar]

The Giants are so incomprehensibly stupid. If you're constantly using Petit to clean up after s***** starters, why not just let him...I don't know, start games in the first place?

[TheHurl]

Good to see things are back to normal. Pulling out a 9-3 win with a sub .600 OPS.

[SpeedyGose]

I enjoy owning Bryce Harper

[TRM]

@North

 

"Losing streak: 2 matchups"

[Dr. Dinger]

How is North only at .500? Better fire the manager.

[Dr. Dinger]

Is Rendon ever going to play again? Dude has the body of a 33 year old.

[Dr. Dinger]

I'm a bit surprised to be back in first place considering my team slashline is a meagre .329/.417.

[TRM]

I'm a bit surprised to be back in first place considering my team slashline is a meagre .329/.417.

 

My one week stop in first place was glorious

[BTS]

True Cards are top-10 in every offensive cat except steals. It has never felt so good to be slightly above-average at something.

[BTS]

Damn, you weren't kidding about Clay doing his ace impression, was rather hoping an infidel would claim him and send him my way.

 

Didn't you ditch him reacting to some non-injury, BTS?

 

You win some, you lose some. Definitely not going to stress about dropping a guy I couldn't move for a pick upgrade two weeks earlier.

 

Also, it's Buttholez. The other shoe will drop.

[Laika]

Silverdumn, I have to cancel my standing Buchholz for CarGo joke offer because it's starting to look too legitimate.

[The Cats Ass]

Is Rendon ever going to play again? Dude has the body of a 33 year old.

 

This makes me sad. Hopefully beginning of June. I need a drink.

[The Cats Ass]

CarGo does have 2 HRs in his last 4 games. Maybe he's back?

[NorthOf49]

CarGo does have 2 HRs in his last 4 games. Maybe he's back?

Didn't you read that Fangraphs article? He's finished.

[BTS]

Who's more finished: Kemp or Cargo?

[Laika]

I am the New Real True Cardinals.

 

#1 staff

#Poo bats

[TRM]

I am the New Real True Cardinals.

 

#1 staff

#Poo bats

 

There are worse things to be.

[Boxcar]

This makes me sad. Hopefully beginning of June. I need a drink.

 

At least he's actually alive.

[Laika]

At least he's actually alive.

 

I like this post but it's too soon so I can't thanks it

[TRM]

30% of the way through the season already wow.