A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[The Cats Ass]

I might be willing to deal Carlos Rodon if I can get a good SP2 type in his late 20s.

 

A SP2 in real life or SP2 in fantasy?

[Dr. Dinger]

A SP2 in real life or SP2 in fantasy?

 

A good pitcher.

[Dr. Dinger]

Kuma is too old.

[The Cats Ass]

A good pitcher.

 

Liriano?

 

I was gonna suggest Ace Collmenter.

[Dr. Dinger]

Ok I think we're done here.

[GD]

lol

[Laika]

Nomar Mazara looks like a left handed Bautista clone: https://vine.co/v/OV15q5v9gDu

 

Do you ever see one clip of a kid and want to own him in every single keeper league?

[NorthOf49]

Porcello fits the specs.

[Dr. Dinger]

Porcello fits the specs.

 

Eat s*** and die.

[BTS]

porcello fits the specs.

 

lmao

[GD]

I feel like North is entirely oblivious to what he just did. As usual

[The Cats Ass]

I feel Dinger might soon be despaired enough that he'll make a bad trade or two.

[NorthOf49]

I feel like North is entirely oblivious to what he just did. As usual

What is there an inside joke going on? Sorry if I ruined something lol

[Sammy225]

I feel Dinger might soon be despaired enough that he'll make a bad trade or two.

 

I can't wait until he has to cut Craig mid season.

[Dr. Dinger]

I feel Dinger might soon be despaired enough that he'll make a bad trade or two.

 

All my bad trades involve James Shields, so it makes sense if I trade Rodon for him and then his shoulder immediately explodes.

[The Cats Ass]

I can't wait until he has to cut Craig mid season.

 

I don't think he'd actually do that. I see him being so stubborn he'd hold onto him all season just because.

[Dr. Dinger]

I don't think he'd actually do that. I see him being so stubborn he'd hold onto him all season just because.

 

I wouldn't be afraid to cut him if he repeats his 2014 numbers, but I don't think that will happen.

[Laika]

I wouldn't be afraid to cut him if he repeats his 2014 numbers, but I don't think that will happen.

 

Agreed. It's pretty hard to put up -1.4 WAR from the bench.

[Dr. Dinger]

Agreed. It's pretty hard to put up -1.4 WAR from the bench.

 

It's funny that the same people who live and die by projections are willing to completely dismiss the healthy 114 wRC+ that Steamer projects for Craig. He also hit a nice oppo taco the other day, so f*** y'all.

[BTS]

Ike Davis has a better FGDC projection than Craig lol.

[Dr. Dinger]

Getting a lot of trade offers for Ike?

[KingKat]

Who was it posting on here the other day that he needed a 1B? Why not swallow your pride and trade for Craig?

[BTS]

Who was it posting on here the other day that he needed a 1B? Why not swallow your pride and trade for Craig?

 

Probably because Dinger wants a return bigger than his fringe-keeper value.

[Boxcar]

I've said multiple times that I want to trade for Craig but Dinger refuses.

[KingKat]

Probably because Dinger wants a return bigger than his fringe-keeper value.

 

Well in that case, why shop him in the first place?

[BTS]

I've said multiple times that I want to trade for Craig but Dinger refuses.

 

I don't know if you've offered Jimmy Nelson, but that seems like a more than fair return.

[Laika]

It's funny that the same people who live and die by projections are willing to completely dismiss the healthy 114 wRC+ that Steamer projects for Craig. He also hit a nice oppo taco the other day, so f*** y'all.

 

I was hoping to never have to explicitly state this, but I fear it is necessary.

 

We're just messing with you bro...

[KingKat]

I don't know if you've offered Jimmy Nelson, but that seems like a more than fair return.

 

Well Dinger might not want to do it, but I'll gladly trade a Craig equivalent for Jimmy Nelson.

[Dr. Dinger]

I can't even really afford to trade Craig. I have a beastly offence but no bench depth.

[Laika]

I can't even really afford to trade Craig.

 

ok now the trolling is going both directions