A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[Sammy225]

As you can see, I'm not currently on a beach. Long socks and shorts are a crime against humanity.

 

If it is warm enough to wear shorts its warm enough to wear sandals.... I don't do any socks while wearing shorts.

[KingKat]

If it is warm enough to wear shorts its warm enough to wear sandals.... I don't do any socks while wearing shorts.

 

There's something about exposed socks that's just ewww. Nead a pant leg to cover that up. Some peope have an aversion to open toe footwear on men though and find socks the lesser evil. It's very much a pick your poision thing. Some people avoid the whole issue by never wearing shorts. Some people wear male Tom's but that makes you look like a child.

[Dr. Dinger]

I just saw two dolphins, you can all blow me.

[The Cats Ass]

I just saw two dolphins, you can all blow me.

 

Why don't you get your dolphin buddies to.

[KingKat]

Why don't you get your dolphin buddies to.

 

Expect this kind of report after the trip:

 

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/man-shares-details-sexual-relationship-dolphin-article-1.1825434

 

Dolphins don't mind if you dress like a dork.

[Fearthedoc]

IMO we should disband the DDL and turn this thread into a full time discussion about dinger's footwear.

[Fearthedoc]

I just saw two dolphins, you can all blow me.

 

Ryan Tannehill and Lamar Miller?

[Boxcar]

You guys, wifi is sketchy on the balcony, dunno if I can pick today.

 

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You are the worst.

[Boxcar]

I also go into full flip flop mode as soon as it is warm enough for shorts. I hate wearing socks in general.

[Laika]

jeans and socks and shoes year round

[KingKat]

jeans and socks and shoes year round

 

White tube socks?

[Dr. Dinger]

Ryan Tannehill and Lamar Miller?

 

Dan Marino and Richie Incognito.

[Laika]

White tube socks?

 

jacked up

[Dr. Dinger]

Just saw a manta ray. So.

[Boxcar]

Just saw a manta ray. So.

 

No one cares

[Dr. Dinger]

Can I pick yet? FFS

[z3r0s]

I'm itching to pick as well.

[z3r0s]

TF picks Moose, I pick Strop

[Dr. Dinger]

Feline Butt otc

[TheHurl]

If no one picks does it mean that Dinger has to stay on his balcony? You know you all have 6 hour windows...don't let him take off those socks and walk in the sand.

[BTS]

Dinger, just send me your pick. I'm not up until 70.

[The Cats Ass]

I'll take the D-Backs ace, Josh Collmenter.

[Dr. Dinger]

Roam Like Home, $5 per day. I'm currently on South Beach. Finally Rogers did something right.

[The Cats Ass]

Roam Like Home, $5 per day. I'm currently on South Beach. Finally Rogers did something right.

 

So you're on a beach that's probably loaded full of girls in swim suits, and instead of talking to them you're on the internet talking to a bunch of guys about socks....

[Dr. Dinger]

No, I'm talking about round 3 of the DDMFL waiver draft!

[TheHurl]

No, I'm talking about round 3 of the DDMFL waiver draft!

 

Best South Beach pick up lines start with "I got Kang"

[The Cats Ass]

Ddmfl?

[z3r0s]

Best South Beach pick up lines start with "I got Kang"

 

then get rejected when you follow up with, "but I traded him"

[z3r0s]

Ddmfl?

 

Darrell Dynasty Mother f***ing League.

[Spanky99]

Why Spanky? I thought we were friends.

 

Sorry, mate.