This is absolutely hilarious. I can pretty much picture you now:
Out of shape over the hill right winger who thinks he's macho because he says he played football back in highschool, but in reality he's such a f***ing pussy that he thinks he needs a gun for protection. Has no idea how to use a computer, let alone play a video game, and thinks he is pleasing his wife just because he came.
The connors of the world are breeding to much, I'll give you that but mostly with each other.