- Holy s*** the bats are awake
- Pearce home run!
- Stroman wtf are you doing
- Out after just 66 pitches
- Turns out he has armpit soreness
- Lengthy debate between Spanky and others about the potential severity of armpit pain, with Gary stopping by before bedtime to take a s*** in the conversation
- Umps are awful/biased
- Biagini is a stud
- we still love you Joe vs Biagini sucks
- Osuna looks great
- o2 and Spanky rekindle friendship over whiskey