Howard Roark
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Hah yeah I actually remember that thread, good times........sorta? She/he still around? Haven't seen the Designated Board Lesbian around for a while now.........
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Oh shut the f*** up you miserable ****. Seriously, drop the wannabe internet-badass act, it got old a long time ago. There's a retort for you, enjoy. edit: you engaged me, and tried to make inferences to my state of mind, so don't now try to pretend as if my reply came out of nowhere and was of no possible concern to you. If that was the case, you wouldn't have made your initial comment.
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Blue Jays sign Steve Tolleson. Great!!
Howard Roark replied to Angrioter's topic in Toronto Blue Jays Talk
Brother, I'm sorry but this is now a penis discussion board. We can start talking The Baseballs again in a decade or so when we look like we might have a shot at 90 wins. Until then, it's penis. -
I had a good laugh today when I noticed that this was the first day in like a month that you hadn't started 10 new threads or so, and it just happened to come right after I jokingly broke your balls about it. Weak, man, very weak. No balls on you whatsoever.
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rofl I can honestly say I'm seemingly happier than any of my IRL buds, so I guess I am by most people's standards. Your concern is touching though.
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I was behind offering him around 3/50, but all this recent chatter of his medical reports being a horror show have eased my erection back down concerning him.
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Awwww, kitties are so kawaii! XD You're correct, I AM adorable.
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Bye spanky, have a good day! -hugs 'n kissies-
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Rofl good one ya vertical fart-slurping cock-painting aerating lawn-tractor.
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In all seriousness though, you need to be either breaking them up first before you swallow them, or ground them up good and snort them. Good times to be had by all. Just don't mix them with alcohol you boozehound sideways fertilizing scooter.
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This is the thanks I get for having your back?! (See what I did there? Teehee) I still loves ya man. Sure, you're of below-average intellect, sure, I pay for your food, alcohol and pain pills by funding your disability allowance (for which you have yet to thank me), sure, you enjoy downhill lawnmowing tricycles, but despite what everyone else says about you, you're eh perty good guy in my book.
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Navarro, Kratz and Rasmussen not enough for you?! Man, tough fanbase. Poor Alex.
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I assure you, I have pity for you. Your physical limitations prevent you from being a real man, I appreciate this honesty from you and am duly flattered by your appeals towards myself to extend pity-mercy towards yourself as a weaker and inferior specimen. I honour your supplication with a pledge to henceforth pledge myself to your protection, and shall allow no harm to come to you from any strong virile males roaming the land. You are under my protection schnoopykins, you can rest easy knowing that a big strong devestatingly handsome alpha male such as myself has your back. Xoxo
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I am coming to the conclusion that the only way to settle this is to all meet up at Hoops for half-price wings, and at the end of the night we all cram into the men's washroom to measure each others' penises. It's the only way, gents. We could also talk some baseball while we were there, but only virgins like baseball, so no we shan't be doing that.
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You're lucky that your fear of me prevented you from honouring your word as a man, I would have laid a big hurt on ya. Your cowardice was fortunate, if not respectable. Sometimes being the lesser man has it's benefits I guess.
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Oh please, work's been slow this week, you normally never find me on here during the day. Can't fap at work, so I pass the time by texting girls and surfing Jays/Raptors/TFC boards. Trolling Zee is an amusing pastime, I'm striving to show him how it's done but he appears to be altogether too dense to soak any of it up.
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Since the ANC took over blacks have gotten slightly poorer, whilst whites have gotten massively poorer. Progress!!!!!!1!
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We still on for tonight? I can't wait to rub our penises together. Invite Robert too.
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Most people are still paying attention to the MSM, unfortunately, although that is swiftly changing thankfully.
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A splendid system whereby superior beings sought to manage the affairs of an inferior group for their own benefit.
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Nope, although I am half-white, but that side of me is English/Irish. But I'd rather be German than Dominican anyday.
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Why do you think Mandela spent so long in prison? Yes, he was fighting against an unjust government, but you don't resort to murdering men women and children to do so. Go after the army and police, the paid enforcers of opression, NOT innocent civilians.
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Mandela was a communist terrorist who murdered men women and children by participating in the planning of bomb attacks before he was imprisoned. Been throwing up in my mouth all week seeing the MSM canonizing the stooge.
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I feel very confident in saying that we're definitely NOT getting Tanaka. Why the f*** would he choose US? We're a f***ing broken down old pile of suck and we play on plastic in a concrete toilet bowl and haven't played meaningful games past July for 20 years.
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Nah, I just like getting high on the weekend. I'd get f***ed up every day if I was retired, but I need to be able to function during the week for my high-powered career in finance. And to be honest, me getting high is much more important than your children not starving to death, right? I mean, be reasonable.