TFW Smokey doesn't know what reddit is. Atta expose your age there, buddy.
You're part of a "group" that contains a guy who makes several different accounts to talk to himself, a guy who's accidentally dated trannies, and BigBounceyBlueBalls. Frankly, I'm not the least bit surprised.
But using avatars of a creepy 70-year old and using nicknames like "fluffy" to try and antagonize a stranger on an online baseball forum at 10 am in the morning... You're a total alpha.