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Everything posted by Deadpool

  1. Deadpool
    I'm sorry, I'm on the first erection... It's just been 6 hours long.
  2. Deadpool
    I think with his experiences in St. Louis, he might actually really want to stay here. It's very obvious that he's much happier here, so maybe he takes the devil he knows on a cheaper deal than the devil he doesn't...
  3. Deadpool
    JPA is like, 5 topics ago!
  4. Deadpool
    That right there is the safest bet since "I like the Globetrotters as a lock over the Generals..."
  5. Deadpool
    I'm actually kinda turned on....
  6. Deadpool
    Yes... Now....
  7. Deadpool
    Needs moar Jays uniform photoshops....
  8. Deadpool
    Bartolo Colon(e)
  9. Deadpool
    Could Jeebus microwave a burrito so hot....
  10. Deadpool
    That would be a great experiment... Would your baby clone Cliff Lee become a great pitcher based on genes alone? Or was his upbringing important?
  11. Deadpool
    Pfft, you're just like those people whining about going into gas chambers during the holocaust. (see? NO f***ING BOUNDARIES! )
  12. Deadpool
    Clearly you haven't met me... Nothing is inappropriate for me! I've got GordieDougie in my windowless van RIGHT NOW!
  13. Deadpool
    Try going directly to fan590.com and searching from there.
  14. Deadpool
    I'll start scouting 5 year olds ASAP!
  15. Deadpool
    Oh, like you wouldn't if you were flexible enought.... JPA is easily a better baseball player than most kinds of pizza... Maybe not Beeno's, but most kinds. Yeah, I'm not going to invest heavily in cutlery stocks...
  16. Deadpool
    I'd be a great dad, for the record... But again, probably too f***ing late at this point
  17. Deadpool
    Never would have guessed
  18. Deadpool
    For the record, leaking penis, who were you on the old, s***** board?
  19. Deadpool
    This thread is about to get awesome!
  20. Deadpool
    16 days is one of those massive samples I've heard so much about, isn't it?
  21. Deadpool
    I dunno, I have a feeling you'd just will everything to Cliff Lee, and he's already loaded....
  22. Deadpool
    Go out in the sun? f*** that noise!
  23. Deadpool
    My mom wants grandkids... I think I've just always assumed I should have them... Also, who will I give all my stuff to when I kick off?
  24. Deadpool
    You're basically better than Kanye at this point.
  25. Deadpool
    If it rhymes, that means it's true... Like cheersing beers.. I told my roommate tonight "Once you clink, you have to drink." Rhymes are always the truth!
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