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  1. Deadpool
    Like I said, don't expect much @ my age... *shrug* it is what it is at this point.
  2. Deadpool
    I will literally eat my own face with a knife and fork if JPA has a career anywhere close to Piazza.
  3. Deadpool
    Heh, again, appreciate the thought... Getting laid has never been and (hopefully) will never be an issue... I don't fall for any girl that lets me stick it in her though...
  4. Deadpool
    Also, one is a former top prospect who is still only TWENTYf***INGTHREEYEARSOLD.
  5. Deadpool
    Didn't say you didn't... I'm not worried about getting my dick wet though... Dude, I was a borderline rock-star... I've never had any issue getting laid... I'm not a guy who associates random sex with love of any kind, never have been.
  6. Deadpool
    Do you even thread bro?
  7. Deadpool
    Dude, f*** no. I have no difficulty getting laid, never have... That's the last goddamn thing I need
  8. Deadpool
    Thanks for the thoughts guys, it's appreciated... But y'know... Unless somehow I find me a young girl with daddy issues the whole "get married and have a family" thing is going to be impacted by the "women in their 30s and later have difficulty having children" thing will come into play
  9. Deadpool
    Yeah, that's a really weird trio to try to conflate...
  10. Deadpool
    Yeah, I could have when I was in my 20s... Picked the wrong lottery numbers thus far... Sorta a bit late at this point.
  11. Deadpool
    Yeah, my parents have been together for... what.. 40 years now? Pretty sure my mom hasn't ever f***ed anyone but my dad, and I wish I didn't know that Just assume they're all terrible until they prove otherwise, probably save yourself some hurt. (general statement, not directed at any one person...)
  12. Deadpool
    *shrug* JPA is terrible Umpires are terrible There's lots of terrible to go around.
  13. Deadpool
    No no... She cheated on me with a bunch of guys (of course, I had no idea about that...) but the one that eventually knocked her up was some American douchebag that she met while she was working in China.
  14. Deadpool
    Are you trying to set me up with your mom? Were you on the old board? Jennybeanzz.
  15. Deadpool
    I'm sure that I'll sound like a whiny bitch for this, but Rogers was NOT getting the same "outside corner" against lefties that Verlander (and the Detroit relief corps) was getting. Totally different game (Jays probably still lose, but not an embarrassing loss) if that zone is called fairly... And again, that call at 2B where JPA was "out" was one of the worst calls I've ever seen.
  16. Deadpool
    Meh, most of you guys knew (and maybe even liked) the one that f***ed me over... They're all terrible.
  17. Deadpool
    Okay, this is a pretty depressing subject and I'm sure nobody wants to hear about this s***... But I'm 35, I was with that girl for 3 years. It wasn't some highschool crush or anything like that... I had an engagement ring for the chick... I'm not looking for someone to cheer me up, nor am I trying to create some sort of pity party here, I'm just commenting based on my observations of the way the world works. I'm sure that eventually I'll find some divorced chick with 2 kids that is terrified of dying alone and I'll settle for her and she'll settle for me... But the idea of some sort of fairy-tale "I'll find the right girl if only I keep looking" is kinda over at my age. Thanks for the thought, though.
  18. Deadpool
    Foolishly, I do.
  19. Deadpool
    fify
  20. Deadpool
    Not even a little. But that's why there's beer
  21. Deadpool
    She didn't consult me before her cheating...
  22. Deadpool
    Thole > JPA
  23. Deadpool
    Yeah, I was more thinking Bonerface for that... It's just that both of them will be there I think Rogers has been a very decent back end starter for us... This game was bad, and the last game was decent, but If he's only supposed to be the #5, I'm okay with those starts when mixed with his great starts....
  24. Deadpool
    Love of my life happens to have been a serial-cheating whore...
  25. Deadpool
    So, they're saying "Redmond's not really stretched out, so it's going to be a bullpen day" So, why are you giving the start to the shittiest member of the bullpen? Give the start to to the BEST member of the bullpen and if it gets out of hand, THEN you go the the shittiest member of the bullpen... Also... Meet Bonerface and Rogers @ Jays Shop? Oh, someone go with a shiv...
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