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  1. You know what would look sexy? Opening day starter Dustin McGowan. Of course, that would have looked sexier 5 years ago...
  2. Alright, here's the list of all pitchers that CAN pitch in the AL EAST and would do so for 1 year and $14M: /list You clearly cannot comprehend things like sample sizes and stats beyond ERA and wins, nor do you apparently understand the economics of baseball, so perhaps you should read more and open your cockholster less.
  3. I bet [insert top free agent here] goes to the Yankees since they need a [position] badly. Also, they have infinite money. fify
  4. I am not FROM the Shwa... I currently reside in the Shwa. There is a BIG difference. (For example, I have all my teeth, did not have a child at 17 and wear a shirt when I walk around downtown...)
  5. This is wrong. This is wrong and obnoxious.
  6. Your campaign contributions will be used on only the finest hookers and blow!
  7. That was my point... I don't think there's a guy we could get for $14M that would be an upgrade over Johnson. Anyone who would be an upgrade would cost significantly more.
  8. Are you going to find a better use of that $14M? If so, then by all means do it, but I'm not convinced that there's another asset (pitcher or otherwise) that we could get at that price that would be as good as Johnson could be. Right now, our 2014 rotation is 3 bottom of the rotation starters and hope.
  9. Disagreeing with his utter brilliance, of course!
  10. I fail to see what calling him "Alice" is supposed to even mean... Is this some sort of "ha ha, he's like a girl" like when kids in Kindergarten thought it was hilarious that my name (Brandon) sounded sort of like a girl's name (Brenda)? Because that's basically the level at which you are operating, the level of kindergarten humour.
  11. You can give it up with the "Fat Alice" thing, it's not going to catch on.
  12. He's a slick fielder out there, that's for sure.
  13. This is one of those cases where the eyeball test is just as accurate as the stats in that evaluation.
  14. Against Bedard tonight? Bautista, thought I have a feeling it'll be a bit of a slug-fest (here's hoping I'm right... I'm sitting Bedard on my fantasy team just in case...)
  15. Balbino Fuenmayor. Sure, he didn't work out, but what a name!
  16. I sincerely hope he does get hit with another massive suspension, and I hope that AA was smart enough to include "you get suspended for drugs and this contract is void" clause. Not that we have any superior options to Melky in LF, but hopefully we can find one on the open market during the off season without an incumbent to burden the search
  17. The big money that Rogers sees from the Jays is the free advertising. That's where the bottom line from this team comes from, which is why there won't ever be "win now or you're fired" pressure from Rogers directly.
  18. Not big money, AND the only cost is money. We wouldn't have to brutalize our poor farm system for a clear upgrade over Bonifacio at the very least.
  19. You know what that scouting report says to me? Huge upgrade at second base for the Jays!
  20. ... You asked us to define a Spanish term in your original post, I just assumed that you weren't being serious...
  21. Don't worry, there's a good chance he'll be a September call-up... Yes King, I posted this JUST to make you rage!
  22. I like you, my Dominican brother. Not enough to vote for you over me in the "best poster" thread, but you're good people.
  23. I don't think they'll be able to fill any of their needs by trading Lind, his value simply isn't that high. Keeping Melky over Lind is PROBABLY (again, maddeningly inconsistent) the wrong move from a baseball standpoint, even factoring in contracts. I would be perfectly happy if we were able to sign JJ to a reasonable extension. It would be ludicrous to think that he's as bad as he's been this year, he's had a fantastic career thus far (minus the injuries) and I expect that he'll return to at least partial form no matter where he winds up next year. If he takes the qualifying offer he'll no doubt receive, I would be totally fine with that. If AA works out a 3 year, $30M deal (with AA's customary 800 team options) I would be even happier. Of course, if he turns him into Jurickson Profar or someone similar I would tongue bathe his *******.
  24. You've been able to pay them to come to your birthday party for years, it's the next logical step. And for $50 some girl will pretend to be your girlfriend on facebook... or so I hear... *shifty eyes* Edit: Could be worse, the US State Department just spent $630,000 to buy facebook "likes"...
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