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  1. Someone should be fired for saying that in 2015...
  2. I think we could use a CaptainHindsight account as well, would really spruce the joint up, y'know?
  3. Dustin Pedroia is like 2'3, as you can see from this file video...
  4. Look, we don't have Cito managing to do crazy things like that anymore... Gibbons, no matter what you may think of him, is not that kinda insane...
  5. This, right here, is called "projection". My mom taught me manners, if your parents taught you to be polite for fear of a beating, that's on you, dude.
  6. I don't really think that "polite" equates with "weak and timid", but hey...
  7. In Canada? But... The stereotypes!
  8. There was also one who looked like she was made entirely of plastic. I don't mean "she's had work done", I mean a crazy scientist brought a giant doll to life...
  9. I also did the "handler" job... And I was doin' one of the mascots too! (No, not while she was in costume, you perverts! )
  10. Forwarded this info to my friend, who is hot (and has been a cheerleader in the past etc...) though, not my girlfriend.
  11. I feel that I may be going to jail for clicking on that link...
  12. I didn't think Mexicans were allowed to take vacations, or go on boats...
  13. Since you have experience, how would you recommend coming out... I'm asking for a friend... *shifty eyes*
  14. Hrmm... I may have to get back to you on this one. At least I don't propose 8 team, 47 player trades 3x a week...
  15. Yeah, but there are a few of us "respectable drunks" on here too... It may balance out a bit...
  16. WHIP tells you some stuff, it's probably a middle of the road stat... Tells you more than WINZ and SAVEZ for sure...
  17. You must have the weirdest porn collection... Also, probably the best porn collection... Nope, not Norris. Sanchez, probably...
  18. Wait, did he establish himself at the highest level, or in the Japanese leagues? Because those are two very, very different things...
  19. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d9/Tek_Jansen_-1.jpg http://grupthinkpro.s3.amazonaws.com/grupthinklive6bfc77a1513f9abf25d2173bff7cd67d
  20. I KILLED BASEBALL FOREVER! http://imageserver.moviepilot.com/guardians-of-the-galaxy-2014-d52807fa-628d-4cee-a50a-745c2473edcb.jpeg?width=748&height=448
  21. For your benefit (and the benefit of any people who haven't been here long term), I'm going to just be blunt and give up the ghost here... Deadpool (offline name of The Reverend, Doctor Brandon Edward Michael Savage, Ph.D - That is not a joke, that's his (my) official name), has some serious issues with depression.. He uses humour as a mask for these issues, and is incredibly hilarious as a result. He's probably stable for the most part, but it wouldn't be ultimately shocking if he did have a bad day and end up dead by his own hand. This isn't a cry for help, this is simply an explainer for some of the jokes he may present on this forum. He finds his own depression to be incredibly hilarious, and so should you! Oh my god, the Deadpool drinking game must be going nuts right now. I'm thinking there's gotta be at least 15 shots from this post alone CONSUME!
  22. I think most people around here know what I bring to the table.
  23. Yeah, it was a shithole. Please don't ever suggest that Exhibition Stadium > Skydome.
  24. That's literally how I live my life... My Message Board alias is one of the geekiest comic book characters... My entire career is based on the fact that I'm a computer geek... Man, I ALWAYS go super geek... Yes.
  25. If anyone is going to get depressed and kill themselves around here, it's going to be me, god dammit!
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