For your benefit (and the benefit of any people who haven't been here long term), I'm going to just be blunt and give up the ghost here... Deadpool (offline name of The Reverend, Doctor Brandon Edward Michael Savage, Ph.D - That is not a joke, that's his (my) official name), has some serious issues with depression.. He uses humour as a mask for these issues, and is incredibly hilarious as a result. He's probably stable for the most part, but it wouldn't be ultimately shocking if he did have a bad day and end up dead by his own hand. This isn't a cry for help, this is simply an explainer for some of the jokes he may present on this forum. He finds his own depression to be incredibly hilarious, and so should you!
Oh my god, the Deadpool drinking game must be going nuts right now. I'm thinking there's gotta be at least 15 shots from this post alone
CONSUME!