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  1. I *DID* once LMFAO... I miss having an ass...
  2. Or men, I don't want to be judgey. I'm just about the politeness.
  3. 3383, if you convert binary to decimal... Edit, apparently it's been too long since I've done that conversion in my head... 1719...
  4. Man, do the ladies in your life a favour and shave that s***, geez!
  5. I'm holding on to a playoff spot by the skin of my balls here...
  6. Wasn't there some sports writer that was like "no way Drombowski ends up in Boston, if that happens I will literally eat my own digestive tract!" It's almost as though sports writers have no accountability when they say things that are totally wrong.
  7. Not even a little wrong.
  8. No, pretty sure she mentioned that it was the Phillies so that doesn't matter...
  9. I'm 37, anything I was going to develop I've either developed or ignored already.
  10. I try to live my life at least 30-40% drunk, I've had 3 pints and a tall boy tonight, so I'm way below par! (Plus, you think Howard isn't terrible? Or that I don't have serious wood at all times? OOOKAY!)
  11. Well, the good news is that Howard has been terrible since about 1837, so... I like our odds. I'm also knocking furiously on wood (because I have some serious wood at all times...)
  12. That was some s***** f***ing defence there...
  13. Well, that is the dumbest baseball analysis I've heard since I was in junior high in 1993... WINS SINCE THE ALLSTAR BREAK! ERA SINCE THE ALLSTAR BREAK!
  14. Well, I'm drunkish, but I'm out of beer so I think I'm going to need to go to a bar shortly. Anyone in North Oshawa wanna get drunk and watch some Jays?
  15. You are the most pessimistic poster on a board full of *******s. So, I guess you win a trophy of some kind?
  16. DP = Double Play DP = Double Penetration DP = Deadpool All good choices.
  17. Okay, so... Dickey is done tonight, he's been good lately, but y'know, this is Dickey. Bring me some Hendricks.
  18. So, just to be clear, we're bitching about Dickey again tonight, right? f*** that guy!
  19. This site has been so awesome this season, I hope it never ends!
  20. Confirmed.
  21. I wasn't slut shaming, I was getting a small amount of revenge for a betrayal of trust. I am very pro slut, as long as they're not y'know, getting knocked up by another dude while in a relationship with me. If I could have worked my ire out on his face ('cause even after that I'd never hit a woman), that would have been preferable.
  22. Wut? Valencia is clearly > Collabello.
  23. Honestly, we're talking like 5 years ago, I give zero f***s one way or the other at this point.
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