I'm at work. So obviously. (as you all may have guessed, I work as a fully clothed male stripper)
Also, I promise to rule you all as a tough but fair dictator. Unless you cross me...
You didn't read the article, did you? It wasn't a suit for an interview, it was "hey Travis, come suit shopping with us, it'll kill time and probably won't cost us much to produce the segment, since we're not paying for the suit!"
Pretty sure that first pitch is a strike if the Jays were at bat. Yeah, I believe the conspiracy!
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