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  1. Deadpool
    Buck's brain didn't know how to process that play.
  2. Deadpool
    Ahh, had to shift-refresh to get it going...
  3. Deadpool
    Boo, goatd stream is not up today!
  4. Deadpool
    "I don't look at stats, I sign free agents and make trades based on my gut"
  5. Deadpool
    So, I guess that makes you a... casual Smoaker http://media.giphy.com/media/IHM7nuJaR65MI/giphy.gif
  6. Deadpool
    Guess better!
  7. Deadpool
    Content is a+, typo in the last paragraph ("Justin can Smoak it..."), and some grammar and language issues, which I only bring up because you specifically asked for feedback. Solid contribution to the blog overall!
  8. Deadpool
    2006 was the season we won more games in the regular season than the Cards, who ended up winning the World Series. Oh divisional sports, you so crazy!
  9. Deadpool
    This is not a CAN'T thing, this is a "why the f*** would I want to?" thing. You are providing no compelling evidence, just some "trust me, brah, it'll be awesome"
  10. Deadpool
    Why do you have such a vested interest in my not masturbating? I assure you that it wouldn't come even remotely close to "changing my life", regardless. That's a pretty goddamn silly and bold claim.
  11. Deadpool
    No thanks. Try being a musician, you talk with girls easily and get laid a bunch. (Actually, you don't really need to talk with them, they talk with you...) I really don't feel that how much I masturbate (so much) influences my communication abilities.
  12. Deadpool
    What? Is this some sort of Scientology thing or something? The day I stop masturbating is the day I die (or am physically incapable of getting an erection, which is basically death anyway...)
  13. Deadpool
    You need to learn how to masturbate better...
  14. Deadpool
    I got a PM with some questions about my desire/ability to mod. No follow up yet.
  15. Deadpool
    I can make a 10/10 meal for myself, masturbation is only like 8/10 compared to good sex...
  16. Deadpool
    Honestly, every "great in bed" girl I've ever been with has been f***ing crazypants... I'd love to find one that fit that bill and was not likely to try to stab me at some point...
  17. Deadpool
    To be fair, I love cooking, but most of the stuff I cook is several servings, and as a dude what lives alone (with cats, so it's not pathetic, shut up!) I can only have so many leftovers...
  18. Deadpool
    Good idea, please point me in the direction of the "great cooking, great in bed" wife store.
  19. Deadpool
    Conner Greene's acting future:
  20. Deadpool
    If you have kids older than me, I'm sorry for your impending death.
  21. Deadpool
    The Jays lost, and he's the manager. That's what he did wrong. When they lose, it's his fault, when they win it's despite him. Get with the program!
  22. Deadpool
    And really, it's the people in the media that vote, so the more of them that are pro-Donaldson the better. No question in my mind that Trout is the overall better player, but Donaldson is putting up a year that is every bit as good as Trout's this season.
  23. Deadpool
    It's f***ing hilarious, and I would totally do it if I had a parrot.
  24. Deadpool
    (I will never get tired of that gif, movie was alright as well...)
  25. Deadpool
    Somebody's wife is SUUUUPER pissed off at her husband right now. (While he's laughing his ass off, poor guy...)
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