"He's hit the ball hard twice today"
- Buck, not bothering to look at the stats to see that the homer was 93.6, and the line-out was 84.1 even though he very much does have access to those stats and neither of those are considered "hard hit" balls.
If this was any team other than the Orioles I'd be trying to think about how they'd f*** this up and get no runs, but y'know... Call Me Al is up and it's the freakin Orioles...