JugglingPitches

Sounds like you don't have children. Not surprising, I doubt any female would be willing to spread her legs for you, much less allow you to father their babies. I'm sure the closest thing you've had to sexual relations in the past three to four years was gliding the barrel end of a Louisville Slugger inside your rectum, and I'm sorry to tell you the ensuing bowel movement forced through pine tar does not count as child birth so you remain desperate and alone in your studio apartment or your parents' basement, I'm not sure which. Maybe you could tell everyone here what my first name is in real life. Of course, that's an empty request because you can't. You literally don't know the first thing about me but I bet I could tell you a whole lot about yourself, you chronic masturbator, you. People like you pay for a ticket to a Jays game but end up paying more attention to the bimbo cheerleaders dancing on top of the dugout between innings, all of whom will play a sick role in your evening sessions with the hand cream and the box of tissues for the next week. Reality is you probably don't even have a chance with the fat chick in the non-flattering "Blue Jays, '92 World Series Champs" sweater with the ketchup stains on it deep throating a ballpark frank and reaching for her extra large Pepsi. For someone with a name like "ScientificReason" you might try accumulating evidence of some sort before making grand assumptions about someone's personal life based on a casual post on a baseball message board.

And if you act like the **** droppings of Miley Cyrus, you deserve to be mocked in kind. Perhaps you might try a more constructive criticism such as JFaS did, rather than taking shots without providing any substance as to how you came to the conclusion that I am an idiot. I don't have the time to spend calculating optimal lineups and taking every detail into consideration as you apparently do. I made a quick post with a lineup off the top of my head while trying to convince my 13 month old daughter to stop screaming. Forgive me if my lineup is not up to the glorious intellectual standards of Stangstag, you unbelievable twat.

Either you are a huge, unwashed taint, OR your internet usage is limited to this message board. Which one is it?

That's true, guess you're right.

That defeats the purpose of spreading the offense around the lineup. 1-5 looks great, 6 7 8 9 is crap right now. By moving one of them down the lineup, the players hitting in front of him see better pitches, maybe they put up better numbers.

Like I said, I doubt 5 6 7 8 is going to look like that by Spring Training. Point is one of the big 5 in the 9 spot.

As the roster sits now I have no idea. I pulled that lineup out of my ass, I was more concerned with the top 5/Martin at 9.

Maybe I'm nuts, but... 1. Reyes 2. Melky/Fowler/Markakis 3. Donaldson 4. Edwin 5. Pompey/Pillar 6. Tolleson/Izturis 7. Goins/Izturis 8. Navarro (currently, but he won't be around) 9. Martin Rather see the offence spread around a bit, doesn't give the opposing pitcher an inning "off", Martin essentially becomes a second leadoff hitter as the game wears on. Tough to do this without a final roster. This probably wouldn't be a permanent lineup either, but I'd experiment with it.

Buehrle. Wouldn't want to throw Stroman in a pressure game like that.

This organization is a complete joke. Who geevs a FOOOOOCK.

I have no faith in this front office any more. I don't know if it's AA, Beeston, or Rogers, but whoever it is, they are missing a glorious opportunity to rule the AL East for 2-3 years because they couldn't go out and get a pitcher in the off season, they didn't bother to add real depth to the lineup, and they can't work out a trade for a second baseman. The Jays right now are half pregnant. Unwilling to trade their prospects, unwilling to sell off veterans. Either we are going for it or we're not, if you're in between you may as well fold your cards and leave the table.

Imagine if we somehow swept this. The O's would be crushed and it might send them into a spiral.

I'm guessing for most people it's the Carter home run, and add me to that list as well. But I would also add Stieb's no hitter and Alomar's homerun off Eckersly to the list.

Also the reason the Bills games don't do well in Toronto is because they charge double the ticket price and we can just as easily drive across the border and go watch them in Buffalo. Then again, I'm a Steelers fan, so...

If that's their view then whoever said that is an idiot. The CFL is not a serious sports league and the Argos are not a serious football franchise. If the NFL came to JUST Toronto, forget the rest of Canada, the entire CFL would go down in a ball of flames because the entire country would prefer to watch real football in an actual pro sports league, not some rec league with $200,000 payrolls for an entire team whose fan base consists entirely of blue collar, middle aged men. The Argos can exist and you are free to cheer them to your hearts content, but they are interfering with an ACTUAL pro sports team, that being the Blue Jays, and their ability to play on a vastly superior playing surface than the one they are now. If the Argos are REALLY, ACTUALLY a legitimate professional team, then they should go get their own god damned stadium. But it will never happen because no one will pay prime dollars to watch an amateur team play in an amateur league.

Pro? rofl

Damnit. I hate when I'm wrong on the internets.

Sounds like the Argos have a problem. They can play on the Gardiner for all I care, they are just an amateur sports team in an amateur football league.

Indeed.

Thanks, I thought so but wasn't sure.

That calculates the average number of pitches a batter sees per AB?

If they blow this, Buck will come to Gibby's defence. "Being a manager is hard."

Gibbons is such an idiot. Ugh.

Yep. Getting really annoying.

No. It took one at bat.