From a funny Oakland blog:
This just in: A's announce new season ticket packages, "Middle Infield"
A franchise known for innovative marketing, the Oakland A’s have pushed the envelope yet again, announcing two new "Middle Infield" season ticket packages. For just $49.95 per game, fans can suit up and actually play at 2B, or step up to the VIP "SS" level for $69.95 (must provide own glove).
MLB owners are praising the franchise for revolutionizing the fan experience and solving expensive labor problems in a single move. MLBPA leadership has yet to comment on this, but will probably capitulate.