Then:
Jose Bautista, EE, Josh Donaldson, Stroman going from pick #22 to a 3 win SP, top draft picks and signings like Bo and Vlad working out and becoming elite prospects, a prospect becoming one of the best closers in the game at 20/21, veterans like Estrada, Happ, and Buehrle being so reliable, growing payroll and a hotshot young executive, playoff runs! "I'm Coming Home" commercial gets 3 billion views on youtube.
Now:
The most frustrating offense in baseball. Inexplicable underperformances are the norm. Core hitters struggle to lift the ball. Groundballs are a common disease. It takes four singles to score a run. Ghosts keep flyballs in the park, everywhere. Early career declines, mid-career declines, late career declines. Missing the playoffs or bowing out immediately. All trade acquisitions are disappointing. Most prospects don't work out. You'll try to hang your hopes on one prospect in A ball and a few old guys having decent years, but that's pretty much it. A stars and scrubs team where the scrubs are actually just total scrubs and the stars rarely do anything. Perpetual pathetic bridesmaid for top free agents. Limp-dick GM who probably wears bootcut jeans on weekends. The announcer asking fans to not boo the American anthem. Barbie hawaiin shirt night. What kind of loonie-dogger are you?