Dr. Dinger

Are you dunking them in your coffee? Cause if you just eat them dry, yeah they suck. Personally, I gotta have chocolate on mine.

Mmmm biscotti

Ewwwww, NJH @ 1 just feels so wrong, especially on the strength of pitching.

Yep! The "solidly in the playoffs but well back of the 4 big boys" class.

[TABLE=width: 411] [TR] [TD]Rank[/TD] [TD]Team Name[/TD] [TD]zBAT[/TD] [TD]zPIT[/TD] [TD]zTOTAL[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]1[/TD] [TD]The Butt Stallions[/TD] [TD]2.1[/TD] [TD]10.2[/TD] [TD]12.3[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]2[/TD] [TD]London Slayers[/TD] [TD]6.4[/TD] [TD]5.4[/TD] [TD]11.9[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]3[/TD] [TD]Los Osos Blancos[/TD] [TD]6.4[/TD] [TD]5.3[/TD] [TD]11.8[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]4[/TD] [TD]Triple Hawpe Brewed![/TD] [TD]8.4[/TD] [TD]2.6[/TD] [TD]11.1[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]5[/TD] [TD]A 2nd Leg To Stanton[/TD] [TD]3.7[/TD] [TD]3.3[/TD] [TD]7.0[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]6[/TD] [TD]Twist and Trout[/TD] [TD]2.1[/TD] [TD]3.6[/TD] [TD]5.7[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]7[/TD] [TD]BALCO Pharm Team[/TD] [TD]4.5[/TD] [TD]0.3[/TD] [TD]4.8[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]8[/TD] [TD]Burrito Boyz[/TD] [TD]0.5[/TD] [TD]3.5[/TD] [TD]4.0[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]9[/TD] [TD]The True Cardinals[/TD] [TD]-2.1[/TD] [TD]4.4[/TD] [TD]2.3[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]10[/TD] [TD]ISO Horny[/TD] [TD]3.0[/TD] [TD]-1.5[/TD] [TD]1.5[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]11[/TD] [TD]The Bryce Is Right[/TD] [TD]4.5[/TD] [TD]-3.6[/TD] [TD]0.9[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]12[/TD] [TD]Taijuan On![/TD] [TD]1.5[/TD] [TD]-3.5[/TD] [TD]-1.9[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]13[/TD] [TD]Gryffindor[/TD] [TD]0.2[/TD] [TD]-3.1[/TD] [TD]-3.0[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]14[/TD] [TD]The Lyon Tamer[/TD] [TD]-3.0[/TD] [TD]-1.4[/TD] [TD]-4.4[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]15[/TD] [TD]The Georgia Peach[/TD] [TD]-4.2[/TD] [TD]-1.0[/TD] [TD]-5.2[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]16[/TD] [TD]The WAR Pigs[/TD] [TD]-3.4[/TD] [TD]-2.5[/TD] [TD]-5.8[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]17[/TD] [TD](insert clever name)[/TD] [TD]-2.4[/TD] [TD]-3.8[/TD] [TD]-6.1[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]18[/TD] [TD]B.Inge Drinking[/TD] [TD]-3.4[/TD] [TD]-5.5[/TD] [TD]-8.9[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]19[/TD] [TD]Bye Week[/TD] [TD]-12.4[/TD] [TD]-3.4[/TD] [TD]-15.8[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]20[/TD] [TD]King Kats[/TD] [TD]-12.5[/TD] [TD]-9.6[/TD] [TD]-22.1[/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE]

All 5 members of the Giants IF (Posey, Belt, Panik, Crawford, Duffy) have at least 3.6 WAR already.

You flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.

Must-keep at this point?

Dietrich with a PH HR

Anybody interested in a 26 yo OF, 60 raw, .355 wOBA and 5 HR thru 60 PA? Oh no wait, that's Madison Bumgarner.

I have had trade talks with him in the last couple months, so it's not like he's uncommunicative. I am surprised that there's a team which hasn't made a trade though.

Who is top of the wait list? Cyborg?

I wouldn't mind having AG in DDL, just so there's one league where I can beat him.

Yep, I said this a week ago. Pompey is straight-up way more useful, plus it's probably a good thing for his development to be part of a winning team/playoff drive as a part-time player.

Awwwwwwwwww yea

I'd give Butt Stallions an HM too if not for the injuries.

Yeesh, yeah... you have to beat LS in the last week before the playoffs anyway. Well, there's still a chance.

He started the season hot, but since July 1 he's .185/.228/.250. I'm guessing he's on the cutting room floor come February.

Paredes is garbage but the rest is very legit. Top 3 offence for sure.

Get me into 1st place this week and we can talk about it.

You're in tough, pal. Not only do you need a huge win against Silvio's juggernaut offense, but even if you sneak into the playoffs you have LS (probably) in the 1st round.

NJH has pretty much clinched, but if you give North a drubbing, BTS could sneak past (or possibly ISOH or Speedy). PS Rendon SUXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

TCA, a big week from you here could potentially help knock North out of the playoffs (assuming a loss to NJH next week).

There are surprisingly few 26 year old 3.05/3.64/3.75 SPs floating around our FA pool.

f*** off, min.