Yeah, me, the guy who came up with the nickname "Handsome Jake", regularly and openly fawn over Dan Haren and enjoy discussion on handsome ballplayers, is homophobic.
It couldn't be that an adult man running around in a speedo pretending to fight with another man running around in a speedo is embarrassingly lame.
"If we could be shown what general conditions they lived in before the hurricane, we would see that had little respect for what they did have. We would see just how unorganized, unclean and dysfunctionally they lived. They never gave a care for order, cleanliness or function before, but now that they can get someone's attention who will possibly take over the responsibility of their life for them, they go on these tirades about how their life has been ruined. Their lives were already in ruin — self ruin. Ruined by the bad choices they made over and over.
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And they are fat. Have you ever seen so many fat people? Poverty? Poverty of what? Having enough to buy so much food to eat that you become obese — this is poverty? Only one TV? This is poverty? A house with a roof over your head? This is Poverty? Indoor plumbing? Electric appliances? Refrigeration? Phones? Cell phones? Computers? Designer clothes made by rap stars? $200 Nikes? Free medicine and medical care if you really need it? Is having all this poverty? What the hell, then, do we call the scenes they shoot out of Africa that they use to lay guilt trips down on all of us?"
- The Ultimate Warrior, on Katrina.
He had no sympathy for the deaths of and losses of thousands of people. He was a f***ing weirdo and an *******, and the only reason you are crying your little eyes out over his death is because of his adventures in undies.
Emphasis on young. I bet a large portion of the WWE fanbase believes in Santa.