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  1. It doesn't alter performance, though. The swing is the same. I think doctoring the ball should be stopped considering the run environment nowadays, except for Aaron Harang because he needs to lead my PL team to greatness.
  2. Maybe everyone else just thinks you write like a f***ing 5 year old, get a clue.
  3. Yeah bud, I f***ing wept tears because you were too scared and childish to let an established fantasy player fill a spot with 2 days until the draft. Get over yourself, idiot, and THIS . IS . NOT . HOW ! ENGLISH , WORKS
  4. Lol @ kgm using a smartphone. No chance.
  5. Can you imagine getting work emails from this guy? I understand if you're a miserable old f*** who can't see anything and that's why you occassionally (or always) use a comma instead of an apostrophe, but what is up with putting spaces before punctuation? He has to be doing it on purpose, because it's always there. How do you not know how to write in English by 80 years of age?
  6. Can you fix his horrendous grammar while you're at it? I mean seriously, who doesn't know that you don't put a space before any form of punctuation?
  7. Me too, I still own him in 4 leagues! My team is now officially the most handsome. As soon as that becomes a stat, you guys better watch out! Although Melky is kinda handsome too.
  8. Keiths has basically no hops in any of their beers...and their IPA is not even close to what a real IPA tastes like.
  9. f*** I would have assumed this was a joke if you weren't a robot, you *******
  10. You need to f*** off with your false alarms, *******.
  11. He was probably the best overall announcer of any sport that I've ever heard.
  12. He also frequently copies Gary Thorne.
  13. f*** I KNEW WHERE THIS WOULD LEAD
  14. Brian Williams and John Cerutti were awesome, for sure.
  15. Shulman will be loved forever, but please never say that about Kruk again. What a dumbass. Hershiser and Shulman are a good tandem.
  16. Didn't Brenly used to be with the Cubs? For some reason I was thinking Mark Grace was still there and he is terrible.
  17. I could listen to Hawk's home run calls for hours. He's a massive homer and I don't like Stone at all but he definitely makes the game more entertaining. I always pick his feed if I'm watching a Sox game. Edit: Unless they are playing Boston because Don Orsillo is the best play-by-play guy out there and Jerry Remy is incredible. The most genuinely funny announcing duo and Jenny Dell is the hottest woman in sports.
  18. SF still has Jon Miller, right? Don't watch many Giants games due to the fact that the team is boring and mediocre. That guy has a great voice. Most overrated, by far, IMO is Vin Scully. I get that he's old as f*** and he's been the broadcaster forever, but I'm not really thinking about that when he's slowly telling stories about Matt Kemp eating a taco in between pitches. His voice gets on my nerves, too. I know I'm in the minority but I'd throw that out there.
  19. Really? I'd say good sex and a beej bring me more joy, but to each their own.
  20. Learn what objectively means, Queen!
  21. Off the top of my head, announcing teams worse than Buck and Pat: Royals (Rex Hudler in particular, unbearable) Angels Phillies No one else comes to mind. Best 3: Red Sox, by far Yankees Rays or Astros. Probably lean Astros. I like the Orioles, too
  22. I love listening to Hawk, myself. Steve Stone can suck my balls, though.
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