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I'll be cutting Juan Miranda from my farm to accomodate Anderson.

I'm just going to take Connor's initial offer. Was hoping to get more but I guess no one wanted a top 30 hitter.

Get in your last minute Cruz bids. I'll get back to the people who Pm'd me shortly.

The starting price doesn't count

Just a reminder that Nelson Cruz is still up for auction. I have had literally zero bids.

That's right NPDP, get daddied. Next time you pull something like this, you get the wooden spoon.

Eastern Daylight Savings time

That's not too insulting. Alright, Nelson Cruz auction underway. Get your bids in by Sunday @ 10pm

Man, I feel so blessed to have witnessed that moment. Definitely my favourite baseball memory ever. I wasn't old enough to comprehend Carter's homer, but I am not sure I'll ever see a more entertaining inning of baseball in my life. MLB should just play that whole inning as a commercial to show how exciting the game can be. I know it's personal taste and all (I love listening to games called by Hawk) but I honestly can't believe some people think Shulman is anything other than amazing. He doesn't try to bore you with stats, knows his own limitations, has an extremely pleasant voice and knows when to turn up the excitement. Guy is really good at his job and we are pretty damn lucky that he's from this city.

Man, Michael Jordan really is a grade-A *******

I would if I actually got a non insulting starting point.

Well, as long as we are bumping the Cruz train I'm cool with some trolling

Most of those are lame other than Phegley's. Even so, I don't see the harm. One of my gripes with baseball is that it takes itself way too seriously.

That was a joke, connor. Of course you can make an offer, just don't waste my time.

I haven't even gotten one bite on Cruz or Miller. Surprising! I know someone out there needs a top 20 hitter, even if he is old. Tight races all around! Also, only one half assed attempt at Miggy. I guess that makes more sense, I'll probably just hang on to him and hope he rebounds next year.

You probably should have just let it be, brah. No one was asking any questions.

Haha "Corey's Brother" I f***ing love that. If there are some funny nicks, I really like this idea.

Unfortunately not. Though now that everyone disagrees with RJF it means this forum is hostile to newcomers and basically dead activity wise.

Sorry to reuse an old joke, but when the shoe fits... http://i.imgur.com/bkMGxmY.gif With that, would like to reiterate: OTB: Miguel Cabrera (won't sell super low but he won't cost what he used to if I had been smart enough to sell earlier. He's a generational hitter, good chance he's got a comeback in him) Nelly Cruz (don't come at me Connor, f*** off. Everyone else, he's Bautista if Bautista was still good. Not cheap.) Steve Pearce (this hurts but he's older and he won't have 2B. I'll miss you Steve :'(.) Max Scherzer (this is one I'm not set on as he's just a beast and not slowing down. If I get a sexy offer, I won't say no, though) SOLD! Jon Villar (yeah he can f*** himself) Adam Duvall (he's young so I'm not set on moving him plus I don't think I'll get what he's worth. Prove me wrong!) Byron Buxton (gambled and lost, he f***ing sucks but he's still young. Note that I'm putting him OTB because I, personally, am not a believer. Doesn't mean he's going for a 5th round waiver.) SOLD! Drew Smyly (Abom is here, right?) Zach Britton (wish I could reverse that Taillon trade!) SOLD! Brandon McCarthy (not sure I'll get the value I want here and he's one of my favourite players these days so I may keep him. Not a big opportunity loss.) Andrew Miller (Warning! Expensive!) And last but certainly not least. Martin Prado. Every team can use more Martin Prados. Again, MARTIN PRADO could be yours. Hmu on here or via my personal email.

Weird how I never hear Dinger talking about Ry-on anymore.

Wow, mega traped, eh. That's even worse than the regular kind. When this all shakes out and you're wrong, don't worry. I'll give you a chance to apologize.

You do know that Scherzer is like, twice as good as Wacha?

To me: Otani Calhoun Wentz AJ Reed To P2F: Scherzer Britton Padlo Sheffield Padlo and Sheffield were going to be cuts so stfu I'm promoting Martes

I forgive you, Jim

You prefer Pat Tabler To Dan Shulman I don't even know how to process this