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These guys do this every single trade. Buxton is risky but the ceiling is higher than Tucker's.

80 Twins. Bye! f*** the Twins so hard. Worst org. Ugly unis too

coulda just offered him for Buxton brah, makes it easier. I'm going to drop Buxton so can a commish add him to Jim's team? Can't say I'm going to miss the bastard.

Scherzer is on the verge of being dealt. Get yer bids in! And by verge, I mean like in 5 min *assuming a deal is worked out

Yes, because if I'm colluding with anyone, it would be Jim.

What's the issue here, gents?

the f*** is YOUR PROBLEM

Calling up Amed Rosario to clear a spot on the farm.

Kyle Tucker and Cyborg's 2018 MiLB 1st to me Syron Suxxxxxton to Jimbob Jim, to ease pressure on the commissioners, over me whoever you are dropping for Buxton and I'll accept ASAP

Thought there would be more excitement than this.

Well guys, I can't hide from the fact that my team f***ing sucks this year and I better get on giving my BORED team the old DDL treatment. Didn't think I was going this way but too many things are going badly. Looking for anything, really, just younger dudes. OTB: Miguel Cabrera (won't sell super low but he won't cost what he used to if I had been smart enough to sell earlier. He's a generational hitter, good chance he's got a comeback in him) Nelly Cruz (don't come at me Connor, f*** off. Everyone else, he's Bautista if Bautista was still good. Not cheap.) Steve Pearce (this hurts but he's older and he won't have 2B. I'll miss you Steve :'(.) Max Scherzer (this is one I'm not set on as he's just a beast and not slowing down. If I get a sexy offer, I won't say no, though) Jon Villar (yeah he can f*** himself) Adam Duvall (he's young so I'm not set on moving him plus I don't think I'll get what he's worth. Prove me wrong!) Byron Buxton (gambled and lost, he f***ing sucks but he's still young. Note that I'm putting him OTB because I, personally, am not a believer. Doesn't mean he's going for a 5th round waiver.) Drew Smyly (Abom is here, right?) Zach Britton (wish I could reverse that Taillon trade!) Brandon McCarthy (not sure I'll get the value I want here and he's one of my favourite players these days so I may keep him. Not a big opportunity loss.) Andrew Miller (Warning! Expensive!) And last but certainly not least. Martin Prado. Every team can use more Martin Prados. Hmu on here or via my personal email.

Factually incorrect. The 1927-1931 Yankees were better and a bunch of other teams are pretty close including the 2003 Red Sox.

Lmfao I mean, Mike, your team f***ing sucks and has f***ing sucked the entire time Pujols has been there. Put two and two together. Its like the Angels are trying to be bad, then you tell them that they are bad and they say "no we aren't!"

Probably helped that Jeter was absolutely terrible for his last couple years with the Yanks

This pleases me

Yes, rescued from the freedom of the wild to safe caged confinement where they are gawked at for 12 hours a day by a crowd of drooling morons.

Most games it's fine, and I find the commentary adds to the excitement, as tedious as Tabler can be. Today they were just really especially bad. I did complain a lot but I rarely fill gdts with this many so I'm giving myself a pass

You took your kid to the zoo? Did you enjoy looking at miserable animals while inhaling feces?

Omg Hazel, shut up "Jays weren't getting breaks at the plate" Never thought I'd find myself longing for Barry Davis

Woooooo Steeeeeeeve

You're too late. Plz delete

Yeah drives me crazy. He puts Buck in a corner to agree with whatever brainless drivel he's currently pushing.

Today is especially bad. The way they've treated the ump has been an absolute embarrassment. Even now, after Tulo takes two actual correctly called strikes, they f***ing zoom in on the ump. Its been a very maddening game to watch only because of the antics of the Jays and their employees.

You gotta understand that Stroman was complaining all game long though.

Stroman was bad, kept missing, zone called just fine, Stroman walks his 6th on a clear ball and yells at the ump after complaining since the 1st inning. Then ump gets sick of it so he tosses him, then Martin says something and gets tossed. Gibbons tossed earlier in the inning for chirping about another correctly called ball. Its been an embarrassing display by the Blue Jays and by the two idiots who we have as announcers.