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f***ing hell yes! I f***ing love Ross Atkins. God I love him so much.

I was going to bump the "Can Ryan Goins Stick?" thread but one of the tyrants locked it for some reason.

Fine Best Overall Poster: BTS Funniest Poster: NJH Nicest Poster: P2F Best Foreign Poster: Terminator. It is a dumb category so I'm just going to use it for my own purposes. Term is one of the few voices of reason in the shithole called OT, and never loses his cool when talking to people who are objectively idiots. I dunno how he does it. Dumbest Poster: ClevelandSteamer Most out of touch poster: grant Best Female Poster: vdub...but only by default Best New Poster/Rookie Of The Year: Ray? I guess, I don't pay attention to the main board much. Comeback poster of the year: z3r0s (I edited this. He used to be pretty annoying with his prospect dick swinging but he's become my favourite fantasy poster and probably the most critical part of the DDL's ongoing success. Plus, his wife is awesome, sometimes I just look at the DDL logo and my eyes well up with pride.) Most Annoying Poster: ClevelandSteamer Best Troll: dick_pole Best Mod: o2cui2i Best infrequent poster: NJH Thread of the year: Lol Politics Thread Best new board meme: Watch and Learn, Folks Biggest disappointment (decent poster that slipped): Silvergun Worst Overall Poster: ClevelandSteamer Worst Troll: ClevelandSteamer...I mean, seriously. Is there nothing you guys can do about this retard? Best BJMB fantasy poster: z3r0s Best thread destroyer: Gruber Most improved poster: THANOS (I like that he's always been humble, always trying to learn more and thus, always improving) Poster you would most want to meet in person: Terminator Most dramatic/triggered poster: Jimcanuck Best Board contest: DDL Most SABR poster: BTS Most dinosaur poster: Grant

Why are you guys all suggesting white males? They are just hardwired to harass women. Clearly we need to replace Zaun with Big Red.

Well, you hit the nail on the head

Didn't consider that but good point.

Why? I say this with deep loathing, but I'd rather have Carrera than Markakis. Sidenote, I didn't realize that Markakis has had such a relatively s***** career. He was only outstanding in two years of his whole career.

Wasn't boring for the fans of the team he was facing.

Every park is a hitter's park.

s***, for some reason I thought I owned him in one of our leagues. False alarm!

I'd be very surprised if he ended up in the NL. I don't know why it even matters if there's a Japanese community. He doesn't know any of them.

I hope Jason Vargas dies in a hang gliding accident so you stop wheeling and dealing him, then become overcome with guilt and kill yourself.

Is anyone interested in Travis d'Arnaud? He's pretty cheap.

To BTS: milb 23 + waiver 21 To me: Zunino + waiver 32

What do you mean? He's a future HOF. Or did Dinger trade him already?

When has position players pitching ever been a thing this or last century? Are you high?

As they should. Otani is clearly not a prospect.

Incorrect

Just use KATOH

Price check on Mikey Z?

GET IT? Because your name is Jay?! Hahahahahaha Holy f*** if I don't win funniest poster, you guys are all out of touch.

Yeah, that would be a very nice ST hat. Like the idea of the red bill, something to make it a little bit different.

Hopefully he comes in the 8th or 9th when Buck is a few whiskeys in.

This is pretty tough to say for sure, but might be my worst fantasy trade ever. Carlos Carrasco for Scooter Gennett is pretty close, too.

He thought you were asking about his beer budget.