Boxcar

Omg no Tabby This is heaven.

What the f*** did you just f***ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f*** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f***ing words. You think you can get away with saying that s*** to me over the Internet? Think again, f***er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re f***ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little s***. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f***ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will s*** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re f***ing dead, kiddo.

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You're too much of a pussy to ban me.

You f***ers just wait. When I become head mod, there will be hell to pay.

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Sounded like whining to me

I think he's making a point that the guy whining about his pitching owns the best player in the game.

Don't worry, we'll be back when they lose.

Hurl you are UNPROFESSIONAL

Dinger, I thought we were pals. How about we talk about how bonkers Jose Berrios has been this year! Almost as good as Pat Corbin who I was like a pubic hair away from acquiring. Sorry for continuously bringing it up, I'm salty as f*** that I didn't push it.

Can you please stop hurting my feelings

I am confused as to why all of his recent problems have been foot related. Really weird.

Your a idiot

Bit of a gift no-no. They slapped Semien with a pretty tough error to make it happen.

Lol that's awesome. I hate that this kind of thing is frowned upon.

That is one deep shade of red

Let's say now I know why I annoyed so many people during my Handsome Jake phase.

I want old Terminator back

Is there anyone who is capable of discerning when Jim is joking?

That isn't even half a season of PAs...

Wow, Miles Mikolas has been pretty damn good so far. K/BB beast.

Logan Morrison suxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Nope. Ripping is necessary.

A bigger homer than Grant? Only the biggest Blue Jays homer could honestly say that Stroman was not terrible today.