G-Snarls

Fat guys running. Comic gold. Every time.

Nice Good work Mo You'll be missed

Satchel Paige played in the all star game at age 47? Nice.

He wears it better than Vernon Wells

I don't trust people who don't respect Metallica

Don't you even...

Free Freddie Freeman!!!

Metallica top 5 bands of all time despite having 3-4 crap albums

Oh yeah

Awesome Rivera

Cecil and Delabar rock the house Love it!!!

We have lots of good players. Our biggest problem is starting pitching. Those teams have it

Delabar's numbers are sick

One batter but made quick work of him Good work Cecil

Brett Cecil in this thing!!!

Nice defence

Nice work Jose

OMG you can't tell him this. Now he'll be insufferable. Cue someone saying "what do you mean "now" in 3.. 2.. 1..

That's it - these guys with no MLB experience are a gamble Darvish will pay off These guys? Maybe, maybe not

Cuban Pitcher Hinojosa Granted Free Agency By Tim Dierkes [July 16 at 11:52am CST] Cuban righty Dalier Hinojosa defected in February and began petitioning MLB to become a free agent last month, has received clearance from the U.S. government and has been granted free agency by MLB, tweets MLB.com's Jesse Sanchez. The Cubs, Dodgers, Red Sox, and Yankees are among the teams that have shown interest in the 27-year-old, Sanchez wrote in June. Hinojosa is represented by Praver/Shapiro, MLBTR has learned. Hinojosa throws in the low-to-mid 90s with a slider, curveball, two-seam fastball, and changeup, according to Sanchez. He starred with the Cuban national team, and is a former teammate of Miguel Alfredo Gonzalez. Gonzalez, who has been cleared to sign with MLB teams, with throw three innings in front of scouts as part of a Thursday showcase in Tijuana, writes Sanchez. There is no limitation to the contracts these Cuban defectors may receive, because they are at least 23 years old and have played as a professional in a Cuban professional league for at least three seasons. For the 2014-15 international signing period, that minimum requirement will jump to five seasons.

So you're suggesting Michael Young after all, then eh? J/K

You had me until "Arencibia"

Yeah. Hey, East: Go buy a Bonifacio jersey so that he ends up in the 60 day DL too. Thanks.

That comment + Lawrie playing 2B + this = Uh oh... - Strong Interest In Michael Young by Tim Dierkes, Jul 16 at 7:38 AM CST "Intense trade interest" in infielder Michael Young might compel the Phillies to trade him despite indications the team doesn't plan to sell, writes Ken Rosenthal of FOX Sports. He says the Red Sox and Yankees are among about a dozen teams that have checked in on Young. I still think Young, a 36-year-old hitting .288/.344/.414, would bring a modest return. Rosenthal says the Phillies have no obvious internal replacement for him, though I wonder if utility man Kevin Frandsen is capable of delivering similar production in a regular role. The Phillies are currently 5.5 games out in the wild card, and seek a center fielder and bullpen help.

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