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EE hitting 5th. Hm. Ideally, it's probably Cabrera-Rasmus-EE-Bautista-Lind but eh. Lind in the cleanup spot versus a righty is nice.

lol

Daniel Norris is going to be a beast. No FIPs above 3.9. "BUT ERA GUIZE"

You know what? f*** it, I don't even care what happens anymore, I'm just glad that shithole of a thread got closed.

Nobody calls Gen that though and I don't think I've ever been called GordieDougie by anyone besides some twisted form of it by Randy lol

You are my favorite mod ever

Lindogg and Edwing

JFaS gonna rage

Going for Derek Jeter, Ryan Goins and Andrew Freidman, somehow.

Basically every player part of a deal that doesn't come to a fruition on this board dies.

I nearly traded for him tonight and nearly got Hamilton before he died FO JFaS, I'm the new injury predictor lol

Great job, Fatcow. Really good GIF.

what the f*** is that song oh god gross

#tncbeauty is a phrase regularly seen and heard at my school. I'd feel bad, but... y'know.

They have some but they're all run by the city so you can't bring a stick and a puck and a net and shoot around. I had to resort to my rich "friend"'s backyard but after I wanted to slash him with my skate blade I had nowhere else to go lol. The only shot I've ever managed to take on ice, I raised so I'm happy

Basically this. Also, girls. But they're 15 so y'know.

It's for females and kids who are below ~5'3" because if they played legit hockey they'd probably break their everythings. Shame, one kid is really good, my basketball team's point guard, but if he played contact he might evaporate. Nah, I'm just doing NYB House league lol. OBA basketball, probably NT. I did CBA before but I hate one of the kids on it and eh. (Hurl won't know the teams but maybe Orgfiller will) LMAOOO. Toronto. ODR. That's a good one. But I will pick up skating one day, for sure. Just wish I could have played competitive hockey.

f*** my fantasy team, GUMP BUMP!

Oh I'll learn to skate at some point but I mean it's too late for me to play hockey. Everyone worth a s*** plays select (except for the TNC beauties lol, Toronto No Contact) or above and it would obviously take time to get to that level. It's also ridiculously expensive and out of reach for someone like me. If I had started when I was a lot younger I could have but it's too late for me to play hockey itself based on price and how advanced everyone is. I couldn't just jump in at AA lol.

I wish I'd learned to skate. I'm 6'4"/6'5" on skates and coordinated. It's too late for me now though.

Isn't it just called the right ring finger? lol. Solid description though. If it has a lot of movement I'll definitely try it. I have a Morrow-ish slider that I'd like to get closer to Santos level as it's my outpitch. I like my fastball and am confident enough in my change to mix it in as a legitimate pitch. Curve is still show-me though. Tbh I see a lot of talk about aiming hits but I feel like when I do that I over think things. I just try and put solid wood on the ball and it goes where it goes. I don't have triple speed lol. I have a pretty solid eye but I'm not sure how it'll fare against guys who throw hard. My stance is a little bit open with high elbows featuring plenty of bad mechanics. Think Posey. With no mechanics. My delivery is nice though. It's like a mixture of Morrow and Halladay. I'm a little bit off balance but it's nothing a coach couldn't fix. I just study a lot of film and do what feels right.

HOLY f***ING s***! DIAF Goins, Diaz >>>>>

Randy gonna Randy

f*** Canjet. f*** Canjet SO HARD.

Yes, it's a school team. We have a junior team that's just for a single tourney in the fall. We lost every game lol. I know I should have made it. We took junk ballers. Our coach likes to pitch to contact which is just ugh. You developed a cutter? What kind of grip do you use? I don't need a pic lol but can you describe it? I've tried one out before. I have a wide repertoire. When I play in the field, I play first base or right field. I have a great glove as I'm rather coordinated but I suck at catching high fly balls. I have a lot of raw power cause I'm pretty big but not a ton of bat speed and pretty bad mechanics as I've never been coached. I would catch but I have such horrible knees. I literally can't go down into the crouch. I pull the ball a lot. When I was in elementary and played, I would hit like 2-3 homers a game lol. My dad told me to go opposite field one season and I didn't hit a single homer. I started pulling it again and going towards center and I recorded maybe 3-4 outs all season. I start houseleague May 12th, one month. I need to drive down to Buffalo to pick up some gear. I'm thinking about going for a lighter bat as I have all the power I need and need some bat speed. But I don't know what cleats to buy lol. Complete noob.