The Jason Grilli Meatball

[Hired Goon]

Is deliciously served late in a game with a generous sprinkling of cheese. He's marketing his own brand of spaghetti sauce which is sure to be a big hit in Dunedin next week. He's also working on his autobiography, "Cloudy with a really big f***ing chance of Meatballs".

[John_Havok]

Trying way too hard to be funny here, but props for trying.

[Hired Goon]

You don't have to laugh. The main point being why the f*** is Jason Grilli still in MLB.

[Dick_Pole]

Don't forget his Rogers commercials with Sanchez. The franchise is too cheap to pay for a re-shoot so that's why Grilli is still on the team. Sanchez is perma-injured and Grilli sucks. Do I smell a jinx?

[Jonn]

I thought he had his own sandwich or something. I come disappointed.

[Krylian]

I'd never hire that goon.

[John_Havok]

I come disappointed.

 

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