MLB Opening Day GDT Thread. NYY vs TB 1pm. SF vs ARZ 4.10pm. CHC vs STL 8.30 pm

[gruber92]

Hnnngghhh...

 

I didn't want to accidentally misspell Bumgartner.

[King]

Spanky and Gruber get a room please.

[Spanky99]

Spanky and Gruber get a room please.

 

Beside yours and Raysjays or Gary?

[Spanky99]

I didn't want to accidentally misspell Bumgartner.

 

lulz

[King]

Beside yours and Raysjays or Gary?

No idea what you are talking about.

[Spanky99]

No idea what you are talking about.

 

[King]

This is the slowest anthem ever.

[Spanky99]

One more draft and I'm done.

 

Awww yeah... 1st overall in a 25 player deep AL only draft. Welcome Mr.Trout!

[Spanky99]

Pitch a gem C-Mart... give up s*** to Bryant and Zobrist if anyone...

[fatcowxlive]

Really looking forward to tonight's game. Martinez vs. Lester is going to be great.

 

I didn't give half a s*** about the other games, this is the premier game I'm looking for today!

[BTS]

Carlos Martinez looks like a young Felix Hernandez right now.

[Jonn]

This entire game all they have discussed is Lester missing Ross and his fragile mental state.... I mean enough is enough.

[Spanky99]

Heyward's going to torture me again, isn't he.

[jays4life19]

Predictions for todays game? I'll be boring and pick the 3 road favorites to win today; Yankees, Giants and Cubs.

 

^ what an idiot.

[HERPDERP]

wtf Fowler, why are you doing that to your former teammate?

[L54]

Doing what? Executing a slide to break up the DP?

[Angrioter]

My Carlitos Tsunami guy is good en el béisbol

[Spanky99]

^ what an idiot.

 

lol... tis is baseball.

[Spanky99]

5 out save or...

[Spanky99]

Oh... you beautiful bastard.

[Candy Maldonado]

pitchers with tilted hats not performing well tonight

[Abomination]

Oh-oh lol. This is a fun game to watch anyway

[Candy Maldonado]

uh OH

 

oh not first

[Boxcar]

Man, we complain about Gibby but Mike Matheny is a f***ing retard. Letting Martinez start the 8th and then bringing in Oh to throw 30+ pitches on the first day of the season instead of just going to squints. What a f***ing idiot.

[Boxcar]

Amazing moment, though, Contreras is awesome.

[Abomination]

Man, we complain about Gibby but Mike Matheny is a f***ing retard. Letting Martinez start the 8th and then bringing in Oh to throw 30+ pitches on the first day of the season instead of just going to squints. What a f***ing idiot.

 

He's just saving Cecil for the 2nd save opportunity. You know, the important fictional one.

[burlingtonbandit]

Lol Cardinals

[havok24]

Man, we complain about Gibby but Mike Matheny is a f***ing retard. Letting Martinez start the 8th and then bringing in Oh to throw 30+ pitches on the first day of the season instead of just going to squints. What a f***ing idiot.

 

I hate Mike Matheny. What a f***ing loser.

[Boxcar]

I hate Mike Matheny. What a f***ing loser.

 

I don't watch the Cardinals often because I can't stand listening to everyone fellating Yadier Molina, but it feels like everytime I do, he does something monumentally stupid.

[Spanky99]

I don't watch the Cardinals often because I can't stand listening to everyone fellating Yadier Molina, but it feels like everytime I do, he does something monumentally stupid.

 

Not Molina.