Forum Hottest Jays Rankings

[Governator]

So this basically means Tulo/Donaldson are your 1/2.

 

I love this thread.

[Spanky99]

Damn, my ankle is swollen enough to go to the hospital, yet my sister is a masseuse, and has my s*** in a heated water, foot massage.

[Governator]

Damn, my ankle is swollen enough to go to the hospital, yet my sister is a masseuse, and has my s*** in a heated water, foot massage.

 

lol

[TheHurl]

yet my sister has my s*** in a heated water

 

Merry Christmas Sis

[43211234]

Pompey was ROBBED.

[Spanky99]

lol

 

Merry Christmas Sis

 

Ewwwww... you guys?!?!

[Laika]

Damn, my ankle is swollen enough to go to the hospital, yet my sister is a masseuse, and has my s*** in a heated water, foot massage.

 

Serious question - how does poop water fix ankle?

[Spanky99]

Serious question - how does poop water fix ankle?

 

Like a glove, lol. The swelling went down to my foot after the heat, just icing it now, weird.

[TRM]

24. Roberto Osuna

 

http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/headshots/mlb/players/full/32693.png&w=350&h=254

 

 

Average Ranking: 21.33

St. Dev: 3.18

High: 12 (Effit)

Low: 25 (BurlingtonBandit, Cyborg)

[TRM]

25. Jesse Chavez

 

http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/headshots/mlb/players/full/29220.png&w=350&h=254

 

 

Average Ranking: 23.8

St. Dev: 1.54

High: 20 (Boxy)

Low: 25 (Cookie, Candy Maldonado, Terminator, Dr Negative, Effit, 4321321312, KingKat, Dinger, Angrioter)

[TRM]

Like a glove, lol. The swelling went down to my foot after the heat, just icing it now, weird.

 

Guys get this poo ankle talk out of my thread of the year candidate.

[Zaun of the Dead]

 

 

lol

[TRM]

And by the SLIMMEST OF MARGINS (0.047619048), may I announce our 2015 runner-up and champion of Hottest Jay - BJMB Rankings...

[TRM]

2. Josh Donaldson

 

http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/headshots/mlb/players/full/29563.png&w=350&h=254

 

 

http://andrewstoeten.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/donaldson-mlbc.jpg

 

http://fabwags.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/josh-donaldson-jillian-rose-4.jpg

 

Average Ranking: 5.23

St. Dev: 3.52

High: 1 (vdubmvp, effit)

Low: 13 (Boxy)

[Spanky99]

Geez, they are fugly.

[Spanky99]

JD's a Christmas treat.

[TRM]

1. Troy Tulowitzki

 

http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/headshots/mlb/players/full/28567.png&w=350&h=254

 

http://www.thestar.com/content/dam/thestar/sports/bluejays/2015/07/29/troy-tulowitzki-excited-to-win-now-with-blue-jays/tulowitzki-1.jpg.size.xxlarge.letterbox.jpg

 

http://a.fssta.com/content/dam/fsdigital/fscom/mlb/images/2015/03/24/032415-MLB-1-on-1-Troy-Tulowitzki-PI-CH-2.vresize.1200.675.high.29.jpg

 

http://m.mlb.com/assets/images/4/4/2/101082442/cuts/TroyTulowitzki1280_d23fowgz_gh85pxxf.jpg

 

Average Ranking: 5.19

St. Dev: 4.61

High: 1 (burlingtonbandit, Zaun of the Dead, Dinger, Angrioter)

Low: 17 (43312321312412423234123312)

[Spanky99]

Well done, crowdsourse.

[Spanky99]

Wow, Tulo 17 digits?

[Spanky99]

He does have a punch me face, lol.

[TRM]

THE FINAL LIST

 

25. Chavez

24. Osuna

23. Sanchez

22. Dickey

21. Loup

20. Colabello

19. Smoak

18. Happ

17. Encarnacion

16. Travis

15. Cecil

14. Thole

13. Hutchison

12. Bautista

11. Revere

10. Barney

9. Saunders

8. Stroman

7. Goins

6. Estrada

5. Pillar

T3. Pompey

T3. Martin

2. Donaldson

1. Tulowitzki

[Spanky99]

I'd swap Saunders with Pillar. Heck, I think he's the best looking, that dude slaps ass on the road.

[Spanky99]

Oh, Merry Christmas Vdub4mvp

[guylaroche5]

colabello is too damn high on the list, christmas RUINED

[Zaun of the Dead]

we did it everybody!!!

[Effit]

Apparently I'm the only one who doesn't think Osuna is shrek. Lol

[Effit]

It was a tough choice for me between MVP and Tulo. Hard to put one ahead of the other.

[43211234]

Wow, Tulo 17 digits?

 

Do not understand the Tulo love. Weird face, robotic personality.

 

Him at #1 is simply incorrect.

[Dr Negative]

I would have had Tulo higher if he didn't wear the eye black indoors, which strikes me as the baseball equivalent of those footballers who wear gloves and short sleeves.

[GD]

I would have had Tulo higher if he didn't wear the eye black indoors, which strikes me as the baseball equivalent of those footballers who wear gloves and short sleeves.

 

Football players wear those gloves as legal PEDs basically

 

stickum gloves make it easier to hold on to the ball