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jaysfan2014 Dunedin Blue Jays

jaysfan2014

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Yawn. Desperation move by the Tigers after Anibal Sanchez and Daniel Norris got put on the DL. Watch him get blown apart vs. the Rangers on Saturday.

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Atleast he won't be a a conflict of interest when Jim Wolf umpires are games anymore.

 

Yup. He can go screw over the Tigers now, which I would have no qualms about.

TheHurl Toronto Blue Jays

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Where do you start a cash considerations trade for Randy Wolf?

 

AA - $200K for Wolf

Other AA - I don't have a president and can't authorize trades over $50

AA - Throw in some of that Little Caesar's pizza and you've got a deal.

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Where do you start a cash considerations trade for Randy Wolf?

 

AA - $200K for Wolf

Other AA - I don't have a president and can't authorize trades over $50

AA - Throw in some of that Little Caesar's pizza and you've got a deal.

 

Little Caesar's is crap. I mean, if you need something very quick for cheap, it'll do, I suppose. But it sucks.

 

AA would probably do it, just because Pizza Pizza is actually worse.

Maahfaace FCL Blue Jays

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Little Caesar's is crap. I mean, if you need something very quick for cheap, it'll do, I suppose. But it sucks.

 

AA would probably do it, just because Pizza Pizza is actually worse.

 

Im digging there deep deep dish, 10 bucks pickup. Its a solid pizza, but everything else there sux

o2cui2i Vancouver Canadians

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Atleast he won't be a a conflict of interest when Jim Wolf umpires are games anymore.

 

AA and gibbons probably insisted he be punished for his brother's s***** umping and that punishment was cruel... send his ass to Detroit. lol

Jimcanuck Buffalo Bisons

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Im digging there deep deep dish, 10 bucks pickup. Its a solid pizza, but everything else there sux

 

havent had a pizza, Wendy's, McDonald's, Burger King, or any other similar crap in 5 years

 

my advice to everyone, find a wife thats a great cook and great in bed

TheHurl Toronto Blue Jays

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havent had a pizza, Wendy's, McDonald's, Burger King, or any other similar crap in 5 years

 

my advice to everyone, find a wife thats a great cook and great in bed

 

or just give me your address. Then again I'll still probably grab BK on the way home.

Deadpool Buffalo Bisons

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havent had a pizza, Wendy's, McDonald's, Burger King, or any other similar crap in 5 years

 

my advice to everyone, find a wife thats a great cook and great in bed

 

Good idea, please point me in the direction of the "great cooking, great in bed" wife store.

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Good idea, please point me in the direction of the "great cooking, great in bed" wife store.

 

Scratch everything else and just go for great in bed.

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A woman who cooks??? Jays have a better chance of winning the WS

 

To be fair, I love cooking, but most of the stuff I cook is several servings, and as a dude what lives alone (with cats, so it's not pathetic, shut up!) I can only have so many leftovers...

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Scratch everything else and just go for great in bed.

 

Honestly, every "great in bed" girl I've ever been with has been f***ing crazypants... I'd love to find one that fit that bill and was not likely to try to stab me at some point...

Deadpool Buffalo Bisons

Deadpool

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10/10 meal >>>>>>> good sex

 

I can make a 10/10 meal for myself, masturbation is only like 8/10 compared to good sex...

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Honestly, every "great in bed" girl I've ever been with has been f***ing crazypants... I'd love to find one that fit that bill and was not likely to try to stab me at some point...

 

Depends on your definition of "great in bed"...

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I can make a 10/10 meal for myself, masturbation is only like 8/10 compared to good sex...

 

LOL... agree on the first part but second part is like 3/10.

Deadpool Buffalo Bisons

Deadpool

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LOL... agree on the first part but second part is like 3/10.

 

You need to learn how to masturbate better...

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LTR

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You need to learn how to masturbate better...

 

No man, I'm weening off that s***.... psychologically bad for you.

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No man, I'm weening off that s***.... psychologically bad for you.

 

What? Is this some sort of Scientology thing or something? The day I stop masturbating is the day I die (or am physically incapable of getting an erection, which is basically death anyway...)

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What? Is this some sort of Scientology thing or something? The day I stop masturbating is the day I die (or am physically incapable of getting an erection, which is basically death anyway...)

 

Dude. Try #NoFap for a week and your mojo will sky rocket. You'll start talking to girls easily and getting laid.

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