Bautista's big news

[Candy Maldonado]

 

Derp!

 

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[Convo]

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You can't squirm your way out of this one

 

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[wilko]

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[Candy Maldonado]

You can't squirm your way out of this one

 

 

 

Show me the paperwork.

[Convo]

Show me the paperwork.

 

#dim

[Candy Maldonado]

#dim

 

didn't you say sliding is faster than running?

[Orgfiller]

didn't you say sliding is faster than running?

 

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[burlingtonbandit]

Found it interesting to read that Bautista said he would like to remain in Toronto for a while. What would his next contract look like? Im not sure I would want him to sign him past his age 36 season as he will be quite expensive.

[Dick_Pole]

didn't you say sliding is faster than running?

 

You've obviously never seen a fat man going slightly downhill on a slip n slide...he reaches warp speed.

[BigCecil]

Found it interesting to read that Bautista said he would like to remain in Toronto for a while. What would his next contract look like? Im not sure I would want him to sign him past his age 36 season as he will be quite expensive.

 

Thanks to a great deal AA signed we have lots of time to make this decision...no need to rush. So far he is having his best season since 2011.

[Convo]

didn't you say sliding is faster than running?

 

Why not just admit you were wrong? Why all the misdirection? Small penis syndrome?

[Candy Maldonado]

Buddy, why not just admit you were wrong?

 

eww don't call me buddy. Not wrong. Don't recall you mentioning you were wrong when you said sliding is faster than running.

[Convo]

eww don't call me buddy. Not wrong. Don't recall you mentioning you were wrong when you said sliding is faster than running.

 

Wasn't wrong.

[GD]

Yonge/Bloor Southwest side at midnight boys

[flafson]

I guess the booster juice helped him.

[closetjaysfan]

Wasn't wrong.

 

Sliding is definitely slower. A simple example is a 100m runner at the Olympics: when was the last time you saw one slide across a finish line?