S33n Verified Member Posted May 3, 2014 Posted May 3, 2014 He will be out of a job soon, I don't see him being the type to tough it out in the minors for too long either. Expect him to be a full time socialite soon.
G-Snarls Community Moderator Posted May 3, 2014 Posted May 3, 2014 I hope, for his sake, that he's been good with his money... Or that The Band Perry breaks out big time And that she doesn't dump him when she realizes he's not going to be a big MLB star...
Deadpool Old-Timey Member Posted May 3, 2014 Posted May 3, 2014 Or that The Band Perry breaks out big time And that she doesn't dump him when she realizes he's not going to be a big MLB star... As a matter of principle, I never hope for a band or artist to break out unless I'm somehow involved.
admin Site Manager Posted May 4, 2014 Posted May 4, 2014 I can't believe he got 500 PAs last season. That alone tells you there is something wrong with this front office. His career is currently .208/.255 .655 with below average defense. How on earth does that get you three full seasons in the majors?
Glock Verified Member Posted May 4, 2014 Posted May 4, 2014 Ceeb with an RBI today, up to 3 on the season!!!
G-Snarls Community Moderator Posted May 5, 2014 Posted May 5, 2014 Ceeb with an RBI today, up to 3 on the season!!! 2-4 with a home run! He's back J/k
G-Snarls Community Moderator Posted May 5, 2014 Posted May 5, 2014 Colon even has more RBIs. LOL Both playing about every 5th day
BlueJaysGirl Verified Member Posted May 5, 2014 Posted May 5, 2014 Colon even has more RBIs. LOL Both playing about every 5th day Hah - awesome! JPA got a dinger yesterday...wow, he's heating up ;P
The Cats Ass Old-Timey Member Posted May 5, 2014 Posted May 5, 2014 Colon even has more RBIs. LOL Both playing about every 5th day Colon even knows this. Look at him smirking in the picture. Haha
Deadpool Old-Timey Member Posted May 5, 2014 Posted May 5, 2014 Colon even knows this. Look at him smirking in the picture. Haha That's just his bullfrog DNA acting up again...
eastcoastjaysfan Old-Timey Member Posted May 14, 2014 Posted May 14, 2014 JPA update: .132/.186/.245 with a .194 wOBA (which hilariously equals his batting avridge from last year). He has miraculously gotten worse at almost everything this year.
Caper Verified Member Posted May 14, 2014 Posted May 14, 2014 JPA update: .132/.186/.245 with a .194 wOBA (which hilariously equals his batting avridge from last year). He has miraculously gotten worse at almost everything this year. He must have something wrong with his eyes. He shouldn't be that bad.
Sammy225 Old-Timey Member Posted May 14, 2014 Posted May 14, 2014 JPA update: .132/.186/.245 with a .194 wOBA (which hilariously equals his batting avridge from last year). He has miraculously gotten worse at almost everything this year. Do you know what sucks. He is going to come here on the weekend (get a ovation mind you) and light us up because the baseball gods are funny that way.
Frenchsoup Verified Member Posted May 14, 2014 Posted May 14, 2014 I doubt such a terrible player would ever get an ovation, in fact I bet you the place might be packed just to boo him
Sammy225 Old-Timey Member Posted May 14, 2014 Posted May 14, 2014 I doubt such a terrible player would ever get an ovation, in fact I bet you the place might be packed just to boo him He was a casual fan favorite here (Homerz). Don't doubt the casuals.
G-Snarls Community Moderator Posted May 14, 2014 Posted May 14, 2014 I doubt such a terrible player would ever get an ovation, in fact I bet you the place might be packed just to boo him The casual fans don't hate him though. They know he wasnt that good but they don't hate him. And he was dumped by the Jays - he didn't leave of his own accord. He won't get booed like you might want. LOL
G-Snarls Community Moderator Posted May 14, 2014 Posted May 14, 2014 And yes, he will probably hit a dramatic home run too
TDotttt2005 Verified Member Posted May 14, 2014 Posted May 14, 2014 3 Walks in 5 games this month. OBP Machine. Maybe the Rangers will trade for John Buck, and play him in front of JPA. Somewhere, Cito would be smiling.
wilko Old-Timey Member Posted May 14, 2014 Posted May 14, 2014 JPA update: .132/.186/.245 with a .194 wOBA (which hilariously equals his batting avridge from last year). He has miraculously gotten worse at almost everything this year. This pleases me.
Convo Verified Member Posted May 15, 2014 Posted May 15, 2014 Thursday on Sportsnet, "JP Arencibia OPENS UP" about the his time with the Blue Jays. Should be good! Lol, he still hasn't learned to shut his face and play the game.... does he not realize he's career in baseball is on the cusp?
Convo Verified Member Posted May 15, 2014 Posted May 15, 2014 JPA will have all of you know that he has gotten a real live actual base hit today.
G-Snarls Community Moderator Posted May 15, 2014 Posted May 15, 2014 On sportsnet right now The big mouth just keeps talking...
Nox Verified Member Posted May 15, 2014 Posted May 15, 2014 It's not charity work if you expect something (ie a positive spin on your image) out of it you f***ing classless tit.
Deadpool Old-Timey Member Posted May 15, 2014 Posted May 15, 2014 The media attacked his character, made him out to be someone who he isn't, does a lot of charity work etc etc Media: This guy strikes out a lot and really isn't contributing much JPA: f*** you, Dirk Heyhurst, plus, ZaunRoids etc. Media: Wait, what? JPA: THEY'RE ATTACKING MY CHARACTER!
Boxcar Old-Timey Member Posted May 16, 2014 Posted May 16, 2014 Lmfao this guy goes on record accusing Zaun of cheating during his playing days and he's whining that other people are attacking HIS character? I didn't know strikeouts were such a big part of his personality.
KingKat Old-Timey Member Posted May 16, 2014 Posted May 16, 2014 Lmfao this guy goes on record accusing Zaun of cheating during his playing days and he's whining that other people are attacking HIS character? I didn't know strikeouts were such a big part of his personality. Zaun was in the Mitchell report. I hate JPA but anything he said about Zaun is a truth bomb.
Deadpool Old-Timey Member Posted May 16, 2014 Posted May 16, 2014 Zaun was in the Mitchell report. I hate JPA but anything he said about Zaun is a truth bomb. *shrug* Zaun's inclusion in the Mitchell report was his signature on a piece of paper... Based on the evidence against him, he'd have been found not guilty in court, he wasn't exactly one of the guys against whom there was a strong case. *shrug* I'm of the belief that most players were using some form of steroid, but not much to actually show that Zaun did anything.
TheHurl Site Manager Posted May 16, 2014 Posted May 16, 2014 Media in Toronto did nothing but paint JPA in a great light for 2 years. I think he's confusing media with intelligent fans
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