Top 10 (joke) Blue Jays Jerseys

[G-Snarls]

From the excellent Cespedes Family BBQ site

 

http://cespedesfamilybarbecue.com/2013/12/07/toronto-blue-jays-top-10-shirseys/

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Fun read to keep me from studying, thanks!

 

Personal favourite:

 

Arencibia

 

What Happened to the Player in 2013: Quit Twitter in the midst of an historically awful season for a player handed so many at-bats*. Got into a war of words with Gregg Zaun. Non-tendered.

 

* I’d say “plate appearances,” but since he doesn’t walk, what’s the difference?

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Halladay jersey "durability"

 

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Risk Factor/Injury History: Eventual; this shirt will be unstoppable for a decade, to the point where you take for granted what an incredible, durable shirt it is. Then one day you’ll take it out of the wash and see a frayed thread. You’ll look a little closer, trying desperately to convince yourself you’re not seeing what you think you’re seeing, while knowing in the back of your mind that it will never be the same again.

Edited December 8, 2013 by G-Snarls

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OMG the McGowan and Romero ones are hilarious

 

Edit: almost all of them are really funny

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Snider:

 

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Strengths: Shirt looks really good when you first get it, and you daydream about it every day as it sits in the drawer, gleaming in your mind much brighter than whatever shlubby garbage you happen to be wearing at the moment. Impressive derp. Pisses Cito Gaston off on sight.

 

Weaknesses: Every time you get excited enough to take it out of the drawer and put it on, it just doesn’t quite fit right. After years of doing this you’ll probably just end up giving it away for nothing.

 

Overall Future Potential: 7; he just needs more time he just needs more time he just needs more time he just needs more time he just…

 

Realistic Role: 4; platoon shirsey at best, and a cautionary tale on rushing shirts out of the drawer.

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OMG the McGowan and Romero ones are hilarious

 

Edit: almost all of them are really funny

 

Realistic Role: 2; I’m not paying 33 bucks to pretend to be Dustin McGowan. I don’t think Dustin McGowan would do that.

 

LOL

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From the excellent Cespedes Family BBQ site

 

http://cespedesfamilybarbecue.com/2013/12/07/toronto-blue-jays-top-10-shirseys/

 

I'm taking a look at their other posts and LOL:

 

 

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