NFL Thread

[Spanky99]

Need more Kelce, Mahomie!

[Spanky99]

God Damned Beast!!! Phenomenal.

[Boxcar]

I can't believe how much Cris Collinsworth sucked Lamar's dick after his little jump throw. There was no one within like 50 feet of Hollywood Brown, and the throw was extremely s*****.

 

E: Actually, I can, Cris Collinsworth is the Tom Verducci of the NFL.

[Spanky99]

I can't believe how much Cris Collinsworth sucked Lamar's dick after his little jump throw. There was no one within like 50 feet of Hollywood Brown, and the throw was extremely s*****.

 

E: Actually, I can, Cris Collinsworth is the Tom Verducci of the NFL.

 

Why do you hate Lamar so much?

[Spanky99]

That's a stupid penalty, lol... they need to kibosh that.

[Boxcar]

Why do you hate Lamar so much?

 

Because of all the people who insist over and over, to this day, that he is better than Josh Allen. I don't hate Lamar, he seems like a pretty nice guy, but can we be real? He's not a goddamn QB. He can't throw. And because he's so s*** at throwing, whenever he accomplishes even a moderately difficult throw, commence constant dicksucking.

 

Fastest way to get me to dislike a player is to overrated him like crazy. I think Kyler Murray is better at almost everything Lamar Jackson does, and I don't hate him for being a running QB because he can throw and he's evaluated properly. Same with guys like Mayfield and Prescott.

 

That being said, that ineligible receiver call on the PAT was an absolute dogshit call. Guy stumbles into the endzone after initiating a block, must be trying to catch the ball. If that costs the Ravens the game, that will be ******** but only because I dislike the Chiefs even more than the Ravens.

 

My wife confirmed that my entire existence is fueled by my hate for various things. I love being able to s*** on people and act in extremely petty fashion.

[Boxcar]

Are these refs getting a bonus for ever flag they throw? Holy s***, man, save the ticky tack ******** for like...the Jets and Jaguars at 1pm, not SNF.

[Spanky99]

Because of all the people who insist over and over, to this day, that he is better than Josh Allen. I don't hate Lamar, he seems like a pretty nice guy, but can we be real? He's not a goddamn QB. He can't throw. And because he's so s*** at throwing, whenever he accomplishes even a moderately difficult throw, commence constant dicksucking.

 

Fastest way to get me to dislike a player is to overrated him like crazy. I think Kyler Murray is better at almost everything Lamar Jackson does, and I don't hate him for being a running QB because he can throw and he's evaluated properly. Same with guys like Mayfield and Prescott.

 

That being said, that ineligible receiver call on the PAT was an absolute dogshit call. Guy stumbles into the endzone after initiating a block, must be trying to catch the ball. If that costs the Ravens the game, that will be ******** but only because I dislike the Chiefs even more than the Ravens.

 

My wife confirmed that my entire existence is fueled by my hate for various things. I love being able to s*** on people and act in extremely petty fashion.

 

lol... Wow!

[Boxcar]

Lol holy s*** are the Ravens actually going to beat the Chiefs? That would be great

[Spanky99]

Tough time to fumble CEH.

[Spanky99]

Wow... Harbaugh has balls, lol.

 

Great game.

[Spanky99]

I need my Packers to feast on Detroit, tomorrow night!

[Spanky99]

Most of the pundits had the Raiders as a 4-5 win team, and here we are 2-0 and they beat the Ravens and Steelers, 2 expected playoff teams. Any Given Sunday, Baby!!!

[connorp]

Most of the pundits had the Raiders as a 4-5 win team, and here we are 2-0 and they beat the Ravens and Steelers, 2 expected playoff teams. Any Given Sunday, Baby!!!

 

The docs didn’t think your liver would make it to 40 but here we are. What the hell does anyone really know, eh?

[Spanky99]

The docs didn’t think your liver would make it to 40 but here we are. What the hell does anyone really know, eh?

 

Why do you troll like this, retard?

[Boxcar]

Why do you troll like this, retard?

 

Idk I thought it was funny

[connorp]

Why do you troll like this, retard?

 

I’ll see if I can do some football-related trolling later tonight. Don’t expect AR to blow chunks again but it would be a really nice story if he does

[Spanky99]

Idk I thought it was funny

 

Yes, but you're a goof.

[Boxcar]

Yes, but you're a goof.

 

Fair enough

[Boxcar]

Most of the pundits had the Raiders as a 4-5 win team, and here we are 2-0 and they beat the Ravens and Steelers, 2 expected playoff teams. Any Given Sunday, Baby!!!

 

Idk if the Steelers were widely expected to make the playoffs, but the Raiders always do this. They have some nice wins against really good teams, Carr goes off and then they'll end up losing to Jax or something and skid to the finish line 9-8 or 8-9. Hope I'm wrong, I am a fan of Derek Carr because he doesn't deserve half the s*** he gets and it doesn't help that Gruden doesn't back him up at all, even though he's the actual problem in LV. There are the makings of a very good team in Vegas, I just think coaching and play calling are their biggest problems.

[John Balkabella]

I am a Rams fan.

 

Good one against the Bucs this week. Beat them in Tampa last year, and Stafford is a huge upgrade.

 

Should be fun.

[Boxcar]

Refs starting to f*** over the Lions early in this one. How the hell is that IG? Lol so dumb

[Brownie19]

Nothing better than a big time Monday Night fantasy comeback. Aaron Jones is helping a few lucky owner achieve that tonight.

[Spanky99]

Nothing better than a big time Monday Night fantasy comeback. Aaron Jones is helping a few lucky owner achieve that tonight.

 

Yeah Jones, and my boy, it's over.

[Spanky99]

Sheeeeeeeit, Pack at it!!!

[Boxcar]

Sheeeeeeeit, Pack at it!!!

 

Congrats on defeating the Detroit Lions. Reminds me of someone else after a certain team beat the Jets...

 

[Spanky99]

Congrats on defeating the Detroit Lions. Reminds me of someone else after a certain team beat the Jets...

 

 

Who's this random, who gives a f***? Boxy, Congrats on the Bills beating every s*** team in their division, same s***, man. And I'd enjoy it as well.

[connorp]

Who's this random, who gives a f***? Boxy, Congrats on the Bills beating every s*** team in their division, same s***, man. And I'd enjoy it as well.

 

Next week will help decide who the “next big thing” is, Heinicke or Allen.

[Spanky99]

Next week will help decide who the “next big thing” is, Heinicke or Allen.

 

Allen's kind of already a big thing, there C-poop, lol.

[Boxcar]

Who's this random, who gives a f***? Boxy, Congrats on the Bills beating every s*** team in their division, same s***, man. And I'd enjoy it as well.

 

Dave Portnoy is a random? Lol holy s***. One of the most famous people In sports media is just some nobody according to big brain Spanky. The point was he's proclaiming, unironically, that the Patriots are back to the Brady days because they soundly beat the f***ing Jets, just like you're doing with the Packers beating the Lions, who are probably even worse than the Jets.

 

I didn't mention anything about the Bills.

 

Next week will help decide who the “next big thing” is, Heinicke or Allen.

 

Yes, can't wait to see which one it is. 50/50 at this point.