GDT(2/4): Houston Astros @ Toronto Blue Jays - Dickey vs. Lyles - 7:07 PM ET

[fatcowxlive]

I'm down with that, have him in my Dynasty League.

Hahaha walrus helps us!

[dineke]

Holy sheet those thighs!

[Angrioter]

Attagirl......WALLACE!!

 

AA to Luhnow

"Do you want a small guy who can't start games (Stroman)? If you want him, send me a HARDTHROWER RP called Clemens"

[Orgfiller]

poor Astros fans?

 

Astros future is bright. Our present stinks and our future is even worse.

 

Still, even during our rebuilding years when the future looked bright we never had teams as awful as the one the Astros throw out there every day, and I mean not even close.

[fatcowxlive]

f***.... C'mon Bautista

[wardhenke1]

Thank you Bautista. How can you be .194 with bases loaded in his position? Yikes.

[digiblader]

Astros have a bright future? Not for at least 3-4 years.. they should've started a rebuild years ago instead of making stupid signings and trades(Tejada, Feliz, etc.)

[P2F]

Holy s***

[Candy Maldonado]

wowzers

[fatcowxlive]

EE slam!!! 2 hr in one inning

[Orgfiller]

EE!!! What a huge inning for us and awful inning for the Astros.

[fatcowxlive]

Bautista's jelious

[Dylan]

EDDY!!!!

 

5 points for those who picked eddy tonight!

[boooobz]

Bautista looks jealous

[Jays]

lol at Bautista looking all sad after Edwin's curtain call. "I wish I was still the star of this team."

[P2F]

EE slam!!! 2 hr in one inning

 

Only the second Jay in history to hit 2 in one inning.

[o2cui2i]

holy s***!!!

 

 

 

you can put it on the board, see ya!!!

[Caper]

If Lind would have homered... would that have been the first time players went back to back in the same inning?

[Daniel Labude]

Shitista blows monkey chunks

 

Edwin>bautista

[wardhenke1]

And there is exhibit A as to why:

 

a) The Astros are the worst team in baseball.

 

Cabrera and Bautista should be jettisoned. Look at the pouting s*** when EE sits down next to him after hitting 2 HR in an inning; couldn't even look at him. This is our clubhouse leader?

 

.194 (less that now) with bases loaded. Holy crap.

[Tuco]

Bautista is such a selfish puss.

EE just hit 2 HR's in one inning and the team is romping the Stros and Jose is sitting in the dugout pouting like a little kid.

[o2cui2i]

http://www.calvin.edu/academic/economics/faculty/bios/HaneyDocs/attach/58978255/jaw_dropping_butch.jpg

[Caper]

Has EE's value ever been so high? My god, what would he fetch right now?

[Candy Maldonado]

lol Bautista is all pissed

[Angrioter]

.....but Amaro got the Cuban Ace and AA don't

[Dylan]

WOOHOO..........! and his other Dinger!

 

Already countded, 4 for the grand slam and 1 for 2 homers in a game.

[FireAlexAnthopoulos]

Bautista really is disgusting at this point. Can't believe I ever rooted for that clown.

 

Aside from that, it was a fun inning I guess, but knowing Beeston and AA, they'll now overreact to winning against the s***** Astros and use it as an excuse to not sell at the deadline and keep everything the same.

[Dylan]

[o2cui2i]

Already countded, 4 for the grand slam and 1 for 2 homers in a game.

 

the problem is that everyone picked Ed. lol

 

 

Jose is such a pouting sack of s***. he needs a swift kick in the ass

[Howard Roark]

Still, even during our rebuilding years when the future looked bright we never had teams as awful as the one the Astros throw out there every day, and I mean not even close.

 

Exactly, they're doing it right.

 

The more pain, the more gain. In all things in life.