Interesting Bautista article @ DJF.

[Deadpool]

http://blogs.thescore.com/djf/2013/06/24/jose-vs-the-umps/

 

According to their stats (which I'll freely admit I didn't double check), Bautista's freak-outs might be somewhat warranted...

[dineke]

Jose's big ears cover a lot of the umps' vision so that explains it.

[flafson]

Well, he did get like 2 balls that should have been strikes against O'Day when he homered...

[Deadpool]

Actually based on the zone of that day, he got three pitches that the ump was calling strikes, as balls. That homer should never have happened, so for once, the umps helped us out a bit. Of course they screwed us again when they struckout Izturis yesterday with the bases loaded on what would have walked in another run, but who cares if we won 13-5.

 

I will not rest until umpires are all replaced with this:

 

http://www.geek.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/civ_v_gdr.jpg

[ElNik2013]

I will not rest until umpires are all replaced with this:

 

http://www.geek.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/civ_v_gdr.jpg

 

Would they be armed with machine guns to shoot any whiners?

[Deadpool]

Would they be armed with machine guns to shoot any whiners?

 

If I designed them, yes.

[ElNik2013]

If I designed them, yes.

 

 

Alright, then let the Blue Jays know if you do so they can trade Bautista and Lawrie before they get shot!

[Deadpool]

Alright, then let the Blue Jays know if you do so they can trade Bautista and Lawrie before they get shot!

 

They will be programmed to seek out and destroy Kevin Youkilis as their priority whining target.

[Deadpool]

I would just shoot him in the arm a few times to get rid of his horrendous stance. Looks like a jackass out there.

 

Youkilis' sance (artist's rendition):

http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/24574000/ngbbs5157cc81ada5a.jpg